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[talktomyguns]

Seeing as how this journal doesn't seem to be private at all, I'm just going to say... whoever stripped me of my clothes just to put me in this skimpy dress - you better watch out. Hell is calling out to you. You'll thank me because it's warmer than here, wherever here is.

[There's shuffling.]

...Why do I have wings? Did I die?

But... I... Who killed

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[voice]

[godbent]

If you know it's not private then why are you prattling on about being dead?

[talktomyguns]

Why the hell do you care if I'm prattling on about being dead?

[godbent]

Because it's annoying! "Oh I have wings, I must be dead" - don't you people ever come up with anything original?! I mean come on. [UGH UGH GUH]

[talktomyguns]

Well, I'm sorry that the only people that damn have wings in my world are the ones that are dead.

What do you suggest I come up with then?!

[godbent]

How about genetic mutation?! Sliders?! Spontaneous evolution? Alien abduction? Soul-sucking machines which like to stick wings on people's backs? Time travel in which the future requires wings? Turning into a bird? And for that matter- how do you even know that about dead people, have you ever died?! For all you know the afterlife if full of purple jello and pixie dust, and people turn into horseshoe crabs forced to eat all of it!

[talktomyguns]

Damn you.

So I don't know. But why are you freaking getting annoyed at me just because I thought wings meant death?! Not everyone has an insane mind like yours to think of such possibilities! Chill out!

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[godbent]

Insane?! I'll have you know I'm-

[godbent]

...Wait, right. It's cold out... probably just brain freeze or something

Anyway, you're not dead.

[talktomyguns]

[Audible growling right here.]

You are insane. Nothing more, nothing less. And I do not have brain freeze!

Ok, I got that from the amount of endless ranting you did. It'd be more useful for you to just tell me what you know about this place.

[godbent]

If I'm "insane" why do you even want to listen?

[Going petty is totally classy]

[talktomyguns]

B-Because! Insane people sometimes have their rare sane moments! You never know!

[godbent]

Objection!

That logic makes you count on a one in a million shot! What's more, "insane" people are the opposite of sane, so counting on lucidity from them is irrational onto itself!

[talktomyguns]

Well, still, sometimes what they say might be useful. You can't deny that...

Fine, fine. I'm sorry for calling you insane. Now, damn it, tell me what you know!

[godbent]

[VICTORY, fuck yeah]

Give me your name first!

[talktomyguns]

[ARGH]

Only if you give me yours!

[godbent]

I'm Haruhi, the supreme overlord of the SOS-Brigade!