[ic, meme] I could say 'bella, bella'
1. Name, please.
Griffin Schneider
2. Approximate Age?
Well, I'm older than my state age by a long shot, so I'm going to have to go with about 307 years old.
3. Are you happy in your life?
For the most part, yes I am.
4. Do you feel like anything is missing? If so, what do you want?
Well yeah, something is missing, but no use crying about it! Ehehe...
5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?
Not so much. I can do only a little bit of each.
6. Do you think you are artistic?
More of the industrial type.
7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?
Umm... Cocaine, heroin, meth... Yeah.
8. If so, have they changed your life?
Not much. I got off of them without too many scratches.
9. What age would you like to die?
Not for a long time. Another couple centuries sounds good.
10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?
I wouldn't like them to but Tony and Ann Arbor do it anyway, especially Ann Arbor.
11. Are you an angry person?
I don't think I am.
12. Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it?
I mean every snicker, chortle, giggle, and guffaw I put forth.
13. Do you like to think you are popular?
I believe so. I'm pretty sure if you ask 'Where's Michigan?' anyone can point to it.
14. Describe your most terrifying dream.
Uhh... That the Big 3 never got anything fixed and everything failed.
15. What band would you die to see live?
Kid Rock, because I missed his last concert.
16. How would you like to die?
In a blaze of freakin' GLORY.
17. What’s your opinion on self-mutilation?
Ewwww.
18. Do you believe in capitalism?
Well, we have it, but it doesn't always work for me. ...Ever.
19. Communism?
That's Gabe's thing, not mine.
20. Libertarianism?
If it works, try it.
21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite?
Socialite, definitely. Then I could hang out with Mackinac Island and we could drink tea and laugh at the commoners, hawhawhaw.
22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?
Freedom of speech.
23. Obama or Bush?
Obama.
24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?
I'm a sparking beacon of intelligence, thank you!
25. When was the last time you cried?
The Stanley Cup playoffs. [There is a very prominent :( drawn here.]
26. When was the last time you laughed?
This morning when I watched a tape I have of the Red Green Show.
27. Who is your last text from?
Tony. Some dirty joke about something. I always skim and delete.
28. What did it say?
I deleted it and I don't think it's good for polite company.
29. Ever had your ass kicked?
I do the ass-kicking around here.
30. What’s your middle name?
Anthony
31. Single or taken?
Single.
32. If taken, do you love this person?
33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?
[Started a list but scribbled it all out and never bothered to go back and fill it out again.]
34. Sex or love?
[Began writing equations which looked something like:
one night stands + awesome sex = ?
# of relationships not awesome sex
35. Who is your best friend?
Oh, my best friend is definitely Jaye Gabe Lena Aiden Eli Jaaaa-- I have a lot of best friends, you know?
36. Why is this person your best friend?
Because they like being around someone awesome, that's why.
37. Are you moody?
NO.
38. Are you depressed?
I'll have my moments.
39. What do you think of abortion?
I'm on the fence about it. I can see why some women would want it but then... I dunno, there's so much to it that bothers me, too.
40. Are you in a good mood today?
Yep!
41. If not, why are you not?
42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?
Well, yeah, kind of.
43. Are you afraid to be yourself?
Absolutely not!
44. What would you label yourself?
Best state in the union.
45. Do you live with your parents?
No I do not.
46. How many siblings do you have?
Well, Jaye is kind of my adopted little brother, and I think Gabe is the closest thing I have to an actual brother.
47. Do you wear skinny jeans?
You mean the suffocating ones? Not so much.
48. Are you emo?
No, but I know a certain cheesehead who has the hair to prove it.
49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same?
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
50.Are you a hater?
Nu-uh.
51. Are you anti-rasict?
I am indeed. They don't deserve to be here.
52. Explain your personality in 3 words.
Awesome, awesome, awesome. [He's acting a bit like his Prussian uncle here, yes he is.]
53. What do you wish your name was?
I like my name, thank you.
54. How old do you want to be when you get married?
That's a bit hard to answer when you ace your tricentennial birthday.
55. What do you want to name your kids?
Half of them will be Griffin Jr., and half of them will be whatever my wife's name is with a 'Jr.' on the end.
56. What kind of hairstyle do you want?
Something with less static?
57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
This morning.
58. What are you wearing right now?
A U of M LifeFlight shirt and U of M pajama pants.
59. Say something random.
I like...cake.
60. What do you wear to bed?
See number 58, except with several variations.
61. What color is your underwear?
Blue.
62. Am I getting too personal?
Are you?
63. What’s your view on nihilism?
Ve vant ze money, Lebowski. Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
64. Pacifism?
Eh, punch them if you have to but be cool about it. That's what I think.
65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood?
Well, depends on what part you're talking about. Do you count pharmacies?
66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson?
The man was insane, yet so very awesome at the same time.
67. Do you read literature?
That's how I spend most of my day.
68. Do you love horror movies?
YES.
69. What’s your favourite one?
Dead Silence. I haven't been more afraid of puppets since that movie.
70. Do you like comedies?
Yep!
71. Are you a smoker?
More in the winter. It chills me out.
72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos?
When one is given to me, yes I do.
73. Do you have anger problems?
I don't think so?
74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness?
I believe everyone in the Midwest has at least one.
75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer?
No.
76. What do you want to be next Halloween?
Uhhh, Stormtrooper? I dunno.
77. What grade are you in?
Not in school.
78. When do you graduate?
Back in the late 1800s.
79. Do you talk to yourself?
Every now and then. I mean, I'm not talking to myself. You know what I mean?
80. What color are your toenails?
Toenail colored.
81. Has anyone ever told you you have a nice smile?
Once or twice.
82. Nice eyes?
That's my second biggest compliment.
83. Ever broken a bone?
I believe I've broken almost every bone in my body at least once.
84. Got a black eye?
Every year.
85. Nose bleed?
Same as above.
86. Ever been so mad you cried?
Not in my memory.
87. What’s your favorite quote?
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
88. Are you listening to anything right now?
'Bei Mir Bist Du Schon' by the Andrews Sisters. Brings back some pretty good memories.
89. What are you addicted too?
Faygo
90. Do you like silver hair?
Not on me.
91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?
I don't think I would chance it.
92. Could you take on kimbo slice?
Who?
93.Can you even fist fight?
You bet I can.
94. Do you work out?
Mhmm.
95. Are you in good physical condition?
I think I am.
96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?
Like I said with the 'Dead Silence' thing, of course I am.
97. If you could be any celebrity for one day, who would you be?
Kid Rock
98. Do you have any phobias?
None that I care to admit.
99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal?
One time I didn't do too well with a black bear up north.
100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl?
I'm not a girl, but I think they're hot.
101. What about a playboy bunni?
Not as hot as a Suicide Girl but oh well.
102. Are you an insomniac?
Quite the opposite.
103. Do you take birth control?
Uhhh, no. I don't believe the Mountain Dew sperm-killing thing either.
104. Are these questions pointless?
Yeah, kinda. But I like answering them either way.
105. Favourite color?
Blue.
106. Pce out!
I read that as 'pcp out' first, you drug addict.
Griffin Schneider
2. Approximate Age?
Well, I'm older than my state age by a long shot, so I'm going to have to go with about 307 years old.
3. Are you happy in your life?
For the most part, yes I am.
4. Do you feel like anything is missing? If so, what do you want?
Well yeah, something is missing, but no use crying about it! Ehehe...
5. Do you plan on being a musician/artist/writer?
Not so much. I can do only a little bit of each.
6. Do you think you are artistic?
More of the industrial type.
7. Have you ever tried hard drugs?
Umm... Cocaine, heroin, meth... Yeah.
8. If so, have they changed your life?
Not much. I got off of them without too many scratches.
9. What age would you like to die?
Not for a long time. Another couple centuries sounds good.
10. Would you let your kids smoke weed?
I wouldn't like them to but Tony and Ann Arbor do it anyway, especially Ann Arbor.
11. Are you an angry person?
I don't think I am.
12. Do you laugh a lot, but don’t really mean it?
I mean every snicker, chortle, giggle, and guffaw I put forth.
13. Do you like to think you are popular?
I believe so. I'm pretty sure if you ask 'Where's Michigan?' anyone can point to it.
14. Describe your most terrifying dream.
Uhh... That the Big 3 never got anything fixed and everything failed.
15. What band would you die to see live?
Kid Rock, because I missed his last concert.
16. How would you like to die?
In a blaze of freakin' GLORY.
17. What’s your opinion on self-mutilation?
Ewwww.
18. Do you believe in capitalism?
Well, we have it, but it doesn't always work for me. ...Ever.
19. Communism?
That's Gabe's thing, not mine.
20. Libertarianism?
If it works, try it.
21. Would you rather be an anarchist or a socialite?
Socialite, definitely. Then I could hang out with Mackinac Island and we could drink tea and laugh at the commoners, hawhawhaw.
22. Freedom of speech or controlled society?
Freedom of speech.
23. Obama or Bush?
Obama.
24. Would you consider yourself intelligent?
I'm a sparking beacon of intelligence, thank you!
25. When was the last time you cried?
The Stanley Cup playoffs. [There is a very prominent :( drawn here.]
26. When was the last time you laughed?
This morning when I watched a tape I have of the Red Green Show.
27. Who is your last text from?
Tony. Some dirty joke about something. I always skim and delete.
28. What did it say?
I deleted it and I don't think it's good for polite company.
29. Ever had your ass kicked?
I do the ass-kicking around here.
30. What’s your middle name?
Anthony
31. Single or taken?
Single.
32. If taken, do you love this person?
33. If single, what are you looking for in someone?
[Started a list but scribbled it all out and never bothered to go back and fill it out again.]
34. Sex or love?
[Began writing equations which looked something like:
one night stands + awesome sex = ?
# of relationships not awesome sex
35. Who is your best friend?
Oh, my best friend is definitely Jaye Gabe Lena Aiden Eli Jaaaa-- I have a lot of best friends, you know?
36. Why is this person your best friend?
Because they like being around someone awesome, that's why.
37. Are you moody?
NO.
38. Are you depressed?
I'll have my moments.
39. What do you think of abortion?
I'm on the fence about it. I can see why some women would want it but then... I dunno, there's so much to it that bothers me, too.
40. Are you in a good mood today?
Yep!
41. If not, why are you not?
42. Are you afraid of the swine flu?
Well, yeah, kind of.
43. Are you afraid to be yourself?
Absolutely not!
44. What would you label yourself?
Best state in the union.
45. Do you live with your parents?
No I do not.
46. How many siblings do you have?
Well, Jaye is kind of my adopted little brother, and I think Gabe is the closest thing I have to an actual brother.
47. Do you wear skinny jeans?
You mean the suffocating ones? Not so much.
48. Are you emo?
No, but I know a certain cheesehead who has the hair to prove it.
49. Are you aware that all emo kids look exactly the same?
GabeGabeGabeGabeGabe
50.Are you a hater?
Nu-uh.
51. Are you anti-rasict?
I am indeed. They don't deserve to be here.
52. Explain your personality in 3 words.
Awesome, awesome, awesome. [He's acting a bit like his Prussian uncle here, yes he is.]
53. What do you wish your name was?
I like my name, thank you.
54. How old do you want to be when you get married?
That's a bit hard to answer when you ace your tricentennial birthday.
55. What do you want to name your kids?
Half of them will be Griffin Jr., and half of them will be whatever my wife's name is with a 'Jr.' on the end.
56. What kind of hairstyle do you want?
Something with less static?
57. When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
This morning.
58. What are you wearing right now?
A U of M LifeFlight shirt and U of M pajama pants.
59. Say something random.
I like...cake.
60. What do you wear to bed?
See number 58, except with several variations.
61. What color is your underwear?
Blue.
62. Am I getting too personal?
Are you?
63. What’s your view on nihilism?
Ve vant ze money, Lebowski. Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.
64. Pacifism?
Eh, punch them if you have to but be cool about it. That's what I think.
65. Do you think the drug culture is misunderstood?
Well, depends on what part you're talking about. Do you count pharmacies?
66. Are you a fan of Hunter S Thompson?
The man was insane, yet so very awesome at the same time.
67. Do you read literature?
That's how I spend most of my day.
68. Do you love horror movies?
YES.
69. What’s your favourite one?
Dead Silence. I haven't been more afraid of puppets since that movie.
70. Do you like comedies?
Yep!
71. Are you a smoker?
More in the winter. It chills me out.
72. Do you smoke cigars/cigarillos?
When one is given to me, yes I do.
73. Do you have anger problems?
I don't think so?
74. Do you know someone who has a mental illness?
I believe everyone in the Midwest has at least one.
75. Have you had someone close to you die of cancer?
No.
76. What do you want to be next Halloween?
Uhhh, Stormtrooper? I dunno.
77. What grade are you in?
Not in school.
78. When do you graduate?
Back in the late 1800s.
79. Do you talk to yourself?
Every now and then. I mean, I'm not talking to myself. You know what I mean?
80. What color are your toenails?
Toenail colored.
81. Has anyone ever told you you have a nice smile?
Once or twice.
82. Nice eyes?
That's my second biggest compliment.
83. Ever broken a bone?
I believe I've broken almost every bone in my body at least once.
84. Got a black eye?
Every year.
85. Nose bleed?
Same as above.
86. Ever been so mad you cried?
Not in my memory.
87. What’s your favorite quote?
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams
88. Are you listening to anything right now?
'Bei Mir Bist Du Schon' by the Andrews Sisters. Brings back some pretty good memories.
89. What are you addicted too?
Faygo
90. Do you like silver hair?
Not on me.
91. Would you ever fight a famous boxer?
I don't think I would chance it.
92. Could you take on kimbo slice?
Who?
93.Can you even fist fight?
You bet I can.
94. Do you work out?
Mhmm.
95. Are you in good physical condition?
I think I am.
96. Do you get creeped out by puppets?
Like I said with the 'Dead Silence' thing, of course I am.
97. If you could be any celebrity for one day, who would you be?
Kid Rock
98. Do you have any phobias?
None that I care to admit.
99. Ever been mauled by a wild animal?
One time I didn't do too well with a black bear up north.
100. Do you think you could be a Suicide Girl?
I'm not a girl, but I think they're hot.
101. What about a playboy bunni?
Not as hot as a Suicide Girl but oh well.
102. Are you an insomniac?
Quite the opposite.
103. Do you take birth control?
Uhhh, no. I don't believe the Mountain Dew sperm-killing thing either.
104. Are these questions pointless?
Yeah, kinda. But I like answering them either way.
105. Favourite color?
Blue.
106. Pce out!
I read that as 'pcp out' first, you drug addict.