A notice
Dear Comcast:
I know full well you offer phone service now, and it comes with free long distance. Kindly stop telling me this every week. Your message has been delivered well and truly, and there is such a thing as too much. If telling me five times is what was needed to get me to do that, I'd have done it last year when this deluge started.
Bugger off.
Kindly,
me
Dear Qwest:
I know full well you offer internet service, and even wireless service. Yours doesn't come with free long distance (except for wireless), but it is cheaper than "the alternatives". Kindly stop telling me this every other week. Your message has been delivered well and truly, and there is such a thing as too much. Thank you for the restraint of not going every week like Comcast, but please desist.
Bugger off as well.
Kindly,
me.
I know full well you offer phone service now, and it comes with free long distance. Kindly stop telling me this every week. Your message has been delivered well and truly, and there is such a thing as too much. If telling me five times is what was needed to get me to do that, I'd have done it last year when this deluge started.
Bugger off.
Kindly,
me
Dear Qwest:
I know full well you offer internet service, and even wireless service. Yours doesn't come with free long distance (except for wireless), but it is cheaper than "the alternatives". Kindly stop telling me this every other week. Your message has been delivered well and truly, and there is such a thing as too much. Thank you for the restraint of not going every week like Comcast, but please desist.
Bugger off as well.
Kindly,
me.