ninth [video]
[the feed opens with Alma, submerged in water, sitting on a large, flat rock. he is wearing the top half of this costume- he cut off the bottom half to accommodate his tail, naturally. LOOK, IT FELL INTO THE WATER AND HE LIKES HUMAN THINGS, OKAY.
He's holding a large, LARGE jar of mayonnaise in one hand, and he's dipping into it with the other. Don't ask how he's eating mayonnaise underwater. HE JUST IS.]
Uwaaaaaaaaaah- this stuff is magical. Humans really are amazing, if they can create something that tastes so good...
[his expression turns thoughtful as he stuffs another glob in his mouth]
I wish I could be part of the human world. Then I'd eat mayonnaise all the time. I'd put it on everything! Mmm...mayo...
I wonder if humans are made of mayo...
[aaaaaaaand, another glob]
Naaaaaaaah. But if they were-
[ooc; obviously cursed out of his mind. thinks he was always a sea creature. wants to be PART OF YOUR WOOOOOOOOOOORLD]
He's holding a large, LARGE jar of mayonnaise in one hand, and he's dipping into it with the other. Don't ask how he's eating mayonnaise underwater. HE JUST IS.]
Uwaaaaaaaaaah- this stuff is magical. Humans really are amazing, if they can create something that tastes so good...
[his expression turns thoughtful as he stuffs another glob in his mouth]
I wish I could be part of the human world. Then I'd eat mayonnaise all the time. I'd put it on everything! Mmm...mayo...
I wonder if humans are made of mayo...
[aaaaaaaand, another glob]
Naaaaaaaah. But if they were-
[ooc; obviously cursed out of his mind. thinks he was always a sea creature. wants to be PART OF YOUR WOOOOOOOOOOORLD]