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Mar 10, 2010 16:40

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rub yuu for luck, kiss me i'm (not) irish!, lololololololol idek, kiss yuu he's (not) irish!, who is the leprechaun, yuu!

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vicodincrutch March 10 2010, 22:03:11 UTC

In order to be Irish you need to drink. A lot. That's how to celebrate it correctly.

talkstoholes March 10 2010, 22:08:08 UTC

By drinking? I guess you don't mean drink any old thing- that's probably why there were so many beer shirts. I've never had beer.

vicodincrutch March 10 2010, 22:22:00 UTC

I'd hope not at your age.

You're a kid right? It's hard to tell these days.

talkstoholes March 10 2010, 22:25:22 UTC

Appearances aren't always the best indicator, huh?

But yes, I'm a kid. My name's Alma!

vicodincrutch March 10 2010, 22:29:29 UTC

Nope. Not with the large population of midgets.

Don't drink beer, Alma. At least wait until you're eighteen. Unless you want to stay that tall forever.

talkstoholes March 10 2010, 22:44:05 UTC

I'm pretty sure I'm not a midget. Are they very short people?

--beer stunts your growth?

vicodincrutch March 10 2010, 23:35:31 UTC

Hard to say from this end of the network. Your head is pretty big.

For kids, duh. Then again what wonderful things don't?

1/2 alsdjfaldf talkstoholes March 10 2010, 23:39:59 UTC

My-

My head is normal-sized!

talkstoholes March 10 2010, 23:42:26 UTC

Pizza. Mayonnaise. Almonds. Ice cream.

Why should it matter that I'm a kid? It probably does bad things to adults, too.

vicodincrutch March 12 2010, 01:01:20 UTC

Again, it's hard to tell over the network. Your noggin looks sizable.

By bad meaning good? Yes.

talkstoholes March 12 2010, 01:16:23 UTC

It looks no bigger than yours!

--that doesn't make sense.

vicodincrutch March 12 2010, 01:19:42 UTC

I'm proportionate. My head is the right size for my body. As for you, at your age, you're still growing. You may not even know if you're a midget yet.

Drunkness isn't good. But beer, beer has hidden qualities.

talkstoholes March 12 2010, 01:25:04 UTC

I've always been surrounded by- doctors, and they never said anything was wrong with my growth. But they might have kept things from me-

Hidden qualities?

vicodincrutch March 12 2010, 01:50:07 UTC

What do you have?

You know. Euphoria, the ability to sing better, instant happy or maybe some courage that's just a few.

talkstoholes March 12 2010, 01:59:30 UTC

It's probably best if I don't talk about it- I hope you understand.

How long does that last, though? And then you feel sick afterward, right?

vicodincrutch March 12 2010, 02:07:53 UTC

Government or VIP case?

If you do it wrong, yes.

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