Jan 26, 2009 22:24
[Static, followed by loud rustling.]
Uh, Hello? Is this thing on?
Oh, I guess it is. This feels a little weird, talking to a box. Very fancy, though.
Anyway, I suppose I should introduce myself properly, since my first try... well it was my first try, alright? I'm assumin' plain old politeness didn't go out of style in a century.
My name is Brisco County Jr. I'm a bounty hunter by trade and I ended up here... well, I'm not too sure about that one. See, there was this thing called the Orb, which is some kind of technology from thousands of years in the future, and I was supposed to go back in time and get a different Orb from myself in the past and-- nevermind, this would take too long and frankly I don't quite understand it properly myself.
I guess the real important thing is that I got a question or two for you folks here. First of all, have you ever heard of a guy named John Bly? He's... well he's kind of a maniac, and I figure if he were here, he'd have made himself pretty well known by now. The second thing is... does anybody know where I can get a new gun here? I been to New York City a few times before, but it looked a whole heck of a lot different back then.
So... I suppose that's all I needed to say. Thanks in advance for any help.