HI I'm drunk aka True or False pt. 3
True or false I AM WASTED
True or false I just checked my voicemail for the 33rd time today so I could listen to A) Charlie's ADORABLE message, B) JJ's ADORABLE messages, C) Christopher's AMAZING messages
True or false my brother left the most HILARIOUS voicemessage emulating my ex-father and what he was saying on the carride home concerning statistics of people who graduate from college and the money they can make.
True or false I just got back from Valini, spoke to Jake..(another one of the BEAUTIFUL waiters) and he complimented my outfit thrice..I'm wearing all white, white pants, a white button down, a white arm-band, and a white tie..
True or false I love living in the city more than anything in the world despite the fact that I've only been here 4 days thanks..
True or false I still haven't heard from Christopher but I'm not worried because he has already proven to me numerous times that if he doesn't call me it's for a good reason aka falling asleep or having a doctor's appt..ok that was too much info but true or false I'm wasted.
True or false Shane was going to pick me up in a half an hour to go to this club near Temple with thugged out blacks and ricans and he just called to inform me that there's free drinks until 3 (the time is currently 1219)..however, I am wasted as I said twice already and don't need another drink so I am passing out here..
True or false I saw Adam tonight @ Cosi and he looked AMAZING as usual.
True or false I begin working @ Cosi in 3 days and am more excited than Martha Stewert after being granted bail.
True or false I hung out with JP tonight in Old City with a bunch of his biker friends aka co-workers and they were all AMAZINGLY cool and plan to hang out with them everyday of my life.
True or false I need Natalie more than I need another drink because she is gay and hilarious.
TRUE OR FALSE (((this is the most meaningful one btw))) I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT I HATE PEOPLE WITH THE INITIALS ML. There are THREE (3) people that have A) Called me faggot without my permission B) Told me that they have lost respect for me after I came out of the closet because they can't imagine engaging in homosexual activity, and C) Claimed that they can't see how two guys can be attracted to each other therefore they believe it's wrong. ML, ML, and ML ALL CAN KISS MY ASS BECAUSE I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BAD PEOPLE, AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR BEING BAD PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU SUCK MORE SHIT THAN BRYAN BURNS! D I E! Maybe if you started treating people with respect and equality than you will start reaping the benefits of a positive life with positive people..until then, EAT
MY
SHIT OR DIE TRYING..
True or false I just checked my voicemail for the 33rd time today so I could listen to A) Charlie's ADORABLE message, B) JJ's ADORABLE messages, C) Christopher's AMAZING messages
True or false my brother left the most HILARIOUS voicemessage emulating my ex-father and what he was saying on the carride home concerning statistics of people who graduate from college and the money they can make.
True or false I just got back from Valini, spoke to Jake..(another one of the BEAUTIFUL waiters) and he complimented my outfit thrice..I'm wearing all white, white pants, a white button down, a white arm-band, and a white tie..
True or false I love living in the city more than anything in the world despite the fact that I've only been here 4 days thanks..
True or false I still haven't heard from Christopher but I'm not worried because he has already proven to me numerous times that if he doesn't call me it's for a good reason aka falling asleep or having a doctor's appt..ok that was too much info but true or false I'm wasted.
True or false Shane was going to pick me up in a half an hour to go to this club near Temple with thugged out blacks and ricans and he just called to inform me that there's free drinks until 3 (the time is currently 1219)..however, I am wasted as I said twice already and don't need another drink so I am passing out here..
True or false I saw Adam tonight @ Cosi and he looked AMAZING as usual.
True or false I begin working @ Cosi in 3 days and am more excited than Martha Stewert after being granted bail.
True or false I hung out with JP tonight in Old City with a bunch of his biker friends aka co-workers and they were all AMAZINGLY cool and plan to hang out with them everyday of my life.
True or false I need Natalie more than I need another drink because she is gay and hilarious.
TRUE OR FALSE (((this is the most meaningful one btw))) I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT I HATE PEOPLE WITH THE INITIALS ML. There are THREE (3) people that have A) Called me faggot without my permission B) Told me that they have lost respect for me after I came out of the closet because they can't imagine engaging in homosexual activity, and C) Claimed that they can't see how two guys can be attracted to each other therefore they believe it's wrong. ML, ML, and ML ALL CAN KISS MY ASS BECAUSE I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BAD PEOPLE, AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL FOR BEING BAD PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU SUCK MORE SHIT THAN BRYAN BURNS! D I E! Maybe if you started treating people with respect and equality than you will start reaping the benefits of a positive life with positive people..until then, EAT
MY
SHIT OR DIE TRYING..