true or false part 99..who's counting anyway?
OK it's 2AM and despite the fact that I'm drunk (what else is new) I have decided to do this now instead of waking up prior to 9AM.
If you missed that the reason I have a deadline is because had I not updated before 9 this morning Natalie (my partner in gay crime) would have my ass..all of it, because she lives for my live journal and I feel flattered that the only thing that makes her happy in life is reading about mine. It's good that it's mutual though because she entertains me more than Margaret Cho ever could.
Danny and Brian are stopping by shortly..that should be a blast considering they're PURE ENTERTAINMENT.
I need to marry Charlie, immediately - because he is my love.
True or false my new favorite and ONLY beverage of choice is the amazing Sparks. It's a premium malt beverage with citrus flavor featuring 6% alcohol by volume, and THREE types of caffine..aka 2 of them put me so flat on my ass that I wish I had a pillow to land on.
Speaking of true or false..oh man, yesterday I was at JP's from 130pm until 1AM the next day and I introduced him and the other 9 peeps in the room to the true or false game and true or false they LOVED it and caught on faster than a fish to a can of giant worms. It was soo redic. At one point aka the highlight of my life, I had the WHOLE room speaking in true or false terms. Every sentence spoken by every person (and this is no exaggeration), was prefeced by a 'true or false' statement. Approximately 1000 conversations were occurring simultaneously, and it was the most amazing 95 seconds of my life because it was all because of me! Yes I can understand, my lingo may be unconventional and slightly aggravating at first glance, but once you get the hang it aint nothin but a chickin wang..fried.
I feel this is going to be the last paragraph unfortunately because for the time being 231, I have run out of inventory to impress..but I will say that I hung out at Candi's house for awhile today and had a blast. I painted my right fingernails white out of boredom and because I thought it would be pretty therefore I removed the polish when I returned home because it was way to fem for me. Keep in mind my toes have been painted black since monday and they are going nowhere because my feet are pretty as it is..the black adds a sense of boldness not to mention it looks beautiful. True or false when I was 17 or 18 my mom found nailpolish in my drawer because she was going through my shit like the psycho she portrayed, and took me to a psychologist because she thought I was HUFFING. I was too in the closet back then to admit that I only had it to make my toes look pretty..although I have come to discover that a lot of straight boys get their nails done clear because it's a sign of confidence, it's good for your nails, and girls are turned on when a guy is well kept. I am going outside for a little to stare at random gay boys/men/children (jk) walking by and see who I want to bang for the evening (jk again).
If you missed that the reason I have a deadline is because had I not updated before 9 this morning Natalie (my partner in gay crime) would have my ass..all of it, because she lives for my live journal and I feel flattered that the only thing that makes her happy in life is reading about mine. It's good that it's mutual though because she entertains me more than Margaret Cho ever could.
Danny and Brian are stopping by shortly..that should be a blast considering they're PURE ENTERTAINMENT.
I need to marry Charlie, immediately - because he is my love.
True or false my new favorite and ONLY beverage of choice is the amazing Sparks. It's a premium malt beverage with citrus flavor featuring 6% alcohol by volume, and THREE types of caffine..aka 2 of them put me so flat on my ass that I wish I had a pillow to land on.
Speaking of true or false..oh man, yesterday I was at JP's from 130pm until 1AM the next day and I introduced him and the other 9 peeps in the room to the true or false game and true or false they LOVED it and caught on faster than a fish to a can of giant worms. It was soo redic. At one point aka the highlight of my life, I had the WHOLE room speaking in true or false terms. Every sentence spoken by every person (and this is no exaggeration), was prefeced by a 'true or false' statement. Approximately 1000 conversations were occurring simultaneously, and it was the most amazing 95 seconds of my life because it was all because of me! Yes I can understand, my lingo may be unconventional and slightly aggravating at first glance, but once you get the hang it aint nothin but a chickin wang..fried.
I feel this is going to be the last paragraph unfortunately because for the time being 231, I have run out of inventory to impress..but I will say that I hung out at Candi's house for awhile today and had a blast. I painted my right fingernails white out of boredom and because I thought it would be pretty therefore I removed the polish when I returned home because it was way to fem for me. Keep in mind my toes have been painted black since monday and they are going nowhere because my feet are pretty as it is..the black adds a sense of boldness not to mention it looks beautiful. True or false when I was 17 or 18 my mom found nailpolish in my drawer because she was going through my shit like the psycho she portrayed, and took me to a psychologist because she thought I was HUFFING. I was too in the closet back then to admit that I only had it to make my toes look pretty..although I have come to discover that a lot of straight boys get their nails done clear because it's a sign of confidence, it's good for your nails, and girls are turned on when a guy is well kept. I am going outside for a little to stare at random gay boys/men/children (jk) walking by and see who I want to bang for the evening (jk again).