Here's a list of things that don't matter about today:
1. IF you were ever enjoyed the trainwreck that was Flava of Love, DO NOT FORGET about I Love New York, Mondays on VH1. It's a face-slapping good time full of innuendo and gap teef.
2. Comedy Central is doing this thing where you can vote for the best standup comic for their Stand Up Month dealy. The Top 20 get their specials aired, and there's some I definitely wanna see. If you are bored and feel like voting, here's a list of cool people who are deserving:
a) Doug Benson
b) Todd Glass
c) Jim Gaffigan
d) Zack Galifinakis (sp?)
e) Brian Posehn
f) Frank Caliendo
Thanks. I will be upset if they air that Carlos Mencia one again. They already show it a lot and it's never going to be funny.
3. Today I went to the doctor and he made me go to the hospital. I had to poop in a cup. Then they put a tube down my throat and it hurt a lot. I have a really sensitive gag reflex and I feel sorry for any dick I ever have to suck. I probably had a worse day than you, but no guarantees.
2. Comedy Central is doing this thing where you can vote for the best standup comic for their Stand Up Month dealy. The Top 20 get their specials aired, and there's some I definitely wanna see. If you are bored and feel like voting, here's a list of cool people who are deserving:
a) Doug Benson
b) Todd Glass
c) Jim Gaffigan
d) Zack Galifinakis (sp?)
e) Brian Posehn
f) Frank Caliendo
Thanks. I will be upset if they air that Carlos Mencia one again. They already show it a lot and it's never going to be funny.
3. Today I went to the doctor and he made me go to the hospital. I had to poop in a cup. Then they put a tube down my throat and it hurt a lot. I have a really sensitive gag reflex and I feel sorry for any dick I ever have to suck. I probably had a worse day than you, but no guarantees.