BLOOOOOOOOOD.

[talkdirtytome]

This morning when I woke up, the cat was in my room. He jumped up on my bed and sat in my lap while I was sitting in some weird half-yoga/half-indian-style sorta way trying to brush the tangles out of my hair. For some weird reason, out of nowhere, a hardcover book I had on my top shelf just decided to fall the fuck over and slam down loudly

Comments

[iamphunk]

This cat would never hurt a fly!

And if you're set on fire, don't forget about the pain, I'm pretty sure that's bad.

[talkdirtytome]

Holy shit, that looks like the cat! What the...are you here too, Bill?

[iamphunk]

I'm actually that midget you've befriended.