Urbandictionary.com
Because I am bored and cannot sleep.
Go to Urbandictionary.com, type in your answer and get the 1st meaning that comes up.
1) Your name?
Nina
Nine, as in nine millimeter handgun.
"I tuck two ninas on either side of my penis." - Eminem
"Nina, two ninas, a peice, they don't even see us..." - Eminem
Second definition: :))
probably the coolest person alive. has two of the best friends in the whole world. and everyones jealous of her so they have to make up rumors to get ahead in the social standing at our school. has a jackass of an ex bf, and is happy they're not together anymore. in conclusion, shes pretty damn awesome.
We all love Nina because shes an extremely talented person
Johanna
A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
Nicknames include Jo, Jojo, Joey etc
Hey that chick Johanna is really cool.
2) Your age?
23
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
3) One of your friends?
Kim
adorable.
kim is adorable.
4) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5) Favorite color?
Pink
slang reference to the vagina ~~> WTFH
im gonna get me some pink
6) Birth place?
Quezon City
place where most of the hottest Filipinos were born
His birthplace is Quezon City.
7) Month of your birthday?
April
A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
8) Last person you talked to?
Erik
a masculine and sexy Scandinavian man; one whom you wish was a Viking, so he could pillage you.
Girl 1: Mmmm...check out that Erik over there.
Girl 2: Oh, yeah. I'd let him pillage my village.
HAHAHAHA SEXY DAW OH.
9) What did you last drink?
milk
The most tasty shit EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
10) Your nickname?
Joan
Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")
Go to Urbandictionary.com, type in your answer and get the 1st meaning that comes up.
1) Your name?
Nina
Nine, as in nine millimeter handgun.
"I tuck two ninas on either side of my penis." - Eminem
"Nina, two ninas, a peice, they don't even see us..." - Eminem
Second definition: :))
probably the coolest person alive. has two of the best friends in the whole world. and everyones jealous of her so they have to make up rumors to get ahead in the social standing at our school. has a jackass of an ex bf, and is happy they're not together anymore. in conclusion, shes pretty damn awesome.
We all love Nina because shes an extremely talented person
Johanna
A girls name. Usually a real cool girls name.
Nicknames include Jo, Jojo, Joey etc
Hey that chick Johanna is really cool.
2) Your age?
23
The greatest number of all time.
Reasons why: It is...
1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
2. Michael Jordan's number.
3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis.
3) One of your friends?
Kim
adorable.
kim is adorable.
4) What should you be doing?
Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5) Favorite color?
Pink
slang reference to the vagina ~~> WTFH
im gonna get me some pink
6) Birth place?
Quezon City
place where most of the hottest Filipinos were born
His birthplace is Quezon City.
7) Month of your birthday?
April
A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.
8) Last person you talked to?
Erik
a masculine and sexy Scandinavian man; one whom you wish was a Viking, so he could pillage you.
Girl 1: Mmmm...check out that Erik over there.
Girl 2: Oh, yeah. I'd let him pillage my village.
HAHAHAHA SEXY DAW OH.
9) What did you last drink?
milk
The most tasty shit EVER.
Although milk comes from cow tits, it's still really good.
10) Your nickname?
Joan
Joan is a stylish, fun, beautiful, sexy woman with a gorgeous, killer smile. Witty and sharp-tongued when necessary, Joan has a strong character and is extremely charming. She possesses many talents and is culturally aware. Men love Joan. Sure, she's broken a few hearts, but she does so with grace. Joan is widely adored and has many loyal and awesome female friends, however, dumb, bitchy girls tend to seethe with jealousy in her presence or at the very mention of her name, even if they've never met Joan. Men denied by her have also been known to become catty and a little psycho. (See unfavorable definitions for "Joan")