Airport security, profiling and saving money.

[meus_ovatio]

The recent internet kerfluffle over body-scanners and molester-guards has raised once again the question of racial profiling. I say "internet kerfluffle" because that is exactly what it was. Internet junkies and activists worked up the froth and bubble and... and then nothing. This is because we tend to get confused between The Internets and Real

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[abomvubuso]

Officer: "Excuse me Sir, we have to establish if you're Muslim".
Muslim: "No, i'm not Muslim".
Officer: "Could you provide evidence for not being a Muslim, Sir?"
Muslim: "Sure. I totally dont have my Quran with me on my hand baggage. Is that enough?"
Officer: "No turbans?"
Muslim: "Um, nope."
Officer: "I see your wife also doesnt wear a headscarf. Good."
Muslim: "Yep, and Aisha has no hijab, no burqa, no nothing. Now, can i go?"
Officer: "Do you speak any Arabic?"
Muslim: "I dont know a single word in Arabic. I speak only American."
Officer: "Perfect. Here are your documents, Sir. Have a nice flight."
(Muslim, departing together with Aisha)...
Aisha: "هؤلاء الحراس هم أغبياء جدا ، يا عزيزي. يمكن الآن أن أتمكن من إزالة قنبلة من فتحة الشرج الخاص بي؟"
Muslim: ".نعم"

[meus_ovatio]

Silly billy, you don't actually ask them. You assume it. Sheesh! Amateurs.

[abomvubuso]

Everything's gotta be formal. Get it black-in-white, and its all right. I forgot to mention they'd be also required to fill a form. In two copies. Each.

[meus_ovatio]

Well as long as my ass is covered.

[prader]

The family that blows shit up together, stays together. With virgins!

[abomvubuso]

Best business is done in twos.

[ddstory]

Google translator tells me that Aisha told Muslim that the guards are fucking dumb and asked him if she can take that bomb out of her ass. Correct?

[abomvubuso]

Na'am.

[htpcl]

I wish we could dailyquote entire paragraphs.

[prader]

Think outside the box!

[htpcl]

I live in a shoe box so believe me it's not easy to think outside of it.

[meus_ovatio]

Oh you're totally lying.

[htpcl]