Rendering Unto Caesar: Winding Up in Limbaugh‏

[sophia_sadek]

Q: Why don't conservatives go to Hell after they die?
A: They wind up in Limbaugh.In a recent broadcast response to the current pope, Rush Limbaugh waved his banner of capitalist cheer-leading. He gave the example of disaster relief as a positive aspect of his personal religion of greed, hate and delusion. What Limbaugh failed to grasp is that

Comments

[luvdovz]

Sure, I've been painting an icon of Saint Rushius with a halo over his head as we speak.

[sophia_sadek]

Is he on a shiny white horse with his lance pointed toward the throat of the Lord of Drones?

[luvdovz]

Exactly! And with a necklace of tea bags around his neck.

[sophia_sadek]

Would the necklace be on Saint Rushius or on the Lord of Drones? A necklace can have an ambiguous connotation. It could be seen as a collection of spoils from a battlefield, for example. The emblem on his standard is more significant for purposes of identity. Would Rushius sport the emblem of New Vitality or a more famous sponsor?

[luvdovz]

Or it could be seen as a... gasp... pearl necklace!!!

[sophia_sadek]

Computer geeks prefer perl necklaces.