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An inquiry (primarily) for still independent/undecided voters

Oct 31, 2012 20:24

With less than a week remaining until the voting stations are opened, and America picks up the lesser among two evils ... the next Antichrist ... the guy who will shortly preside until the impending Mayan apocalypse, here is a question that has been torturing this blonde head recently... not letting me sleep at night, constantly wondering. So far I ( Read more... )

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dexeron October 31 2012, 18:48:06 UTC

WHICH President brought us not just one Hobbit movie, but the promise of three?

Just sayin'.

dwer October 31 2012, 18:52:40 UTC

Which President would you trust to take us on an Unexpected Journey? Which President would be more likely to extend disaster services to the town of Dale after it was burned by the dragon Smaug? And once Dale was rebuilt, which President would you trust to pull the trigger on Smaug the way he pulled the trigger on Osama Bin Laden?

The answer is clear.

dexeron October 31 2012, 18:54:27 UTC

airiefairie October 31 2012, 19:00:03 UTC

Did I hear Unexpected Journey? Are there dwaggins involved? Will there be dogs tied on the roof?

mahnmut October 31 2012, 19:01:32 UTC

Turning cities to cinder is sooo Third Epoch...
Turning cities to marshes is the new deal in the 21st century.

(Stay safe, you guys)...

underlankers November 2 2012, 02:21:49 UTC

Theodore Roosevelt. ;)

dwer November 2 2012, 02:50:48 UTC

Well, I...
Yes, but...
You see...

Alright, it's true. Theodore Roosevelt would have done those things too.

airiefairie October 31 2012, 18:59:12 UTC

Which president killed a fly live on TV? Do you want a president who is killing innocent animals with impunity??

dexeron October 31 2012, 21:01:40 UTC

It all depends. The Enemy has many spies in his service, both birds and beasts. Perhaps this insect was working for the Dark Lord himself!!

airiefairie October 31 2012, 22:18:35 UTC

Or even worse, it may have worked for Shelob!

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airiefairie October 31 2012, 22:19:24 UTC

It may have preferred a quick death, but the only way to know for sure is to ask it! And it is too scared to speak!

allhatnocattle November 1 2012, 03:21:34 UTC

If The Lord of The Rings is one long euphemism for marriage, then what's the Hobbit trilogy supposed to be about?

ddstory November 1 2012, 08:23:53 UTC

*raises hand*

Um... midget porn?

underlankers November 2 2012, 02:22:33 UTC

Money. Lots and lots of money. Aka the long euphemism for the pre-nuptial. ;)

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