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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:36:23 UTC
Best tweets I've seen so far:
"Admiral Mullen did in fact say the debt is our biggest national security threat. Also a fact: that's dumb and not at all true."

"Romney's business experience doesn't apply to running the country because you can't lay off citizens to control costs."

"Romney, GO TO THE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE & ask how they view the U.S. vs 4 years ago."

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telemann October 23 2012, 01:37:43 UTC
HOW DOES VATICAN CITY SEE THE US? I WANNA KNOW!

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mahnmut October 23 2012, 07:12:40 UTC
This might help, although they didn't have the courtesy to include the God Chosen Country in that map, damn them!

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:37:47 UTC
"Romney: " I have been to the streets of Tehran and met with students, who said to me الفلافل هو متعة وكنت الأثرياء !""

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telemann October 23 2012, 02:56:17 UTC
Alex Wagner ‏@alexwagner

Starting a trade war with China is probably about as advisable as getting involved with a land war in Asia. #NerdAlert #PrincessBride

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:39:40 UTC
"Am I watching a deleted scene from Mars Attacks!? #debates"

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telemann October 23 2012, 01:44:33 UTC
Haha!


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fizzyland October 23 2012, 02:21:00 UTC
Ambassadors from Planet Kolob?

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allhatnocattle October 23 2012, 11:28:19 UTC

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fizzyland October 23 2012, 02:17:49 UTC
"Don't run, we are your friends!"

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:41:10 UTC
"Can the US invade Syria with old people? that will fix medicare and free up some jobs too #debate #mockthevote"

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:45:10 UTC
""Visit my website" Mitt says. What's next? "I have a podcast that explains my polices to premium subscribers." #mockthevote"

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:48:53 UTC
"Just secured every horse/navy/carriage/battleship/bayonet debate tumblr address. Gonna be a long night."

"I think we should put bayonets on all of our unmanned drones, post haste."

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:51:03 UTC
"War is the last resort. Now, please meet the former Iraq War architects I've hired. #debates"

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:51:23 UTC
"We have a shocking deficit of giant hollow wooden rabbits in our arsenal. #fewerhorsesandbayonets"

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weswilson October 23 2012, 01:53:58 UTC
"Of course, he might be thinking, "How DARE you talk shit about horses. Mine DANCES, you fucking peasant.""

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