an upside to twilight
There is an upside to this monstrous pile of shit you see. As a LARPer thee has ben a trickle of people joining the vampire under the impression that its like twilight. As a Giovanni I am honor bound to make them see the reality of the situation. The best way to shatter this is to be an overt goomba who offers her an incestous threesome. The look of horror just carries me through the night.