Apr 29, 2005 10:17
Well tuesday, was when I got really sick, but it was also the only day I really went to school. This is because we had an away game, meaning ... free food, which i could not pass up. So we won, and ate at BK ... and thats when the madness began ...
6:20 PM - Pull into the central mountain Burger King Facility
6:25 PM - Katrina, Sarah, Taylor, Jordan & I order, not only a king meal, but desserts as well
6:26 PM - Alyse has found a Burger King Crown ... decides to put it on and prance like a princess
6:27 PM - Jordy, Trina, Sar, and I sit down, with Tay at the table behind us
6:28 PM - I get up to fill my fountain drink, decide the coke has too much flavor, but continue to drink none the less
6:29 PM - We dig into our mounds of free food
6:31 PM - Sarah claims her butt is vibrating, I decide that, my phone must be ringing, so I answer. It is mother, she is unhapppy.
6:32 PM - Mother continues to tell me of the scummy MMbop Family ... I inform Sarah Jordy & Trina. They are not happy
6:33 PM - I hang up, make angry face at Mmbop.
6:40 PM - We depart from Burger King
6:41 PM - After boarding the bus, I realize I must use the restroom, so I do, passengers are not happy.
6:46 PM - Sex talk with others
6:47 PM - Katrina claims that someone, who will remain unmentioned, has "no vagina left"
7:00 PM - Katrina takes a wad of condoms out of purse, and gives them to a person in need.
7:01 PM - When giving condoms, noticed she opened one, therefore Sar and I use it as an opportunity for a new toy.
7:02 PM - We continune to blow up the condom numerous times, one time sticking french fries in it and using it as a maracha.
7:10 PM - Using the condom as a maracha, I hit it off Darlene's face, causing her to scream, i giggle.
7:25 PM - Alyse claims she needs Sex lessons, and asks Katrina and I to draw pictures for her, we giggle but do it none the less.
7:45 PM - Teaching Alyse is Complete!
7:50 PM - Sarah decides to take pictures with my phone, finds she takes one of herself, she looks like a retarded bird. I decide to save it.
8:00 PM - We are starting to get exhausted, Katrina, Me & Sar, share a 2 person seat while Alyse lays across us for the rest of the way home.
8:39 PM - We pull into the parking lot, happy to tell others of our voyage.
Good times,
Talia*