...laughing so hard right now
ok ok, I got a phone call from my old workplace. I was working on a non-sensitive file when I got fired, emailed the EA it last night because I forgot to pull it off my USB key (because I'm not a dick and she needs it)
So Sharon rings me up, apparently it got eaten. Asks nicely if I can resend it. I jokingly ask if I'm gonna get paid, She gets the joke, laughs. And apparently I was on speakerphone, because the CEO barges the call.
"STOP FUCKING AROUND AND SEND THE DAMNED FILE"
...
"Hello Jim. "
"Where's the file"
"Hey Jim, guess what."
"You're not going to send it"
"No, I'm wearing monkey pants"
"...what?"
"I'm wearing monkey pants, Jim. Monkey pants. And I am mocking you with them"
"...what??"
"I am mocking you with my monkey pants"
(at this point I think his brain has completely short-circuited)
"...wh...what??"
"Mock mock mock. With mah monkeypants"
*click*
And then I resent the file to Sharon because I'm not a total dick :P
They're not going as a reference, I don't give a shit (seriously, the CFO actually asked me because I was so calm if I expected it - my response was "actually at this point I just don't give a shit") but oh my god, I can't believe I just did that but I am laughing so hard right now I'm glad I did.
Bonus points? I actually *am* wearing my monkeypants right now.
So Sharon rings me up, apparently it got eaten. Asks nicely if I can resend it. I jokingly ask if I'm gonna get paid, She gets the joke, laughs. And apparently I was on speakerphone, because the CEO barges the call.
"STOP FUCKING AROUND AND SEND THE DAMNED FILE"
...
"Hello Jim. "
"Where's the file"
"Hey Jim, guess what."
"You're not going to send it"
"No, I'm wearing monkey pants"
"...what?"
"I'm wearing monkey pants, Jim. Monkey pants. And I am mocking you with them"
"...what??"
"I am mocking you with my monkey pants"
(at this point I think his brain has completely short-circuited)
"...wh...what??"
"Mock mock mock. With mah monkeypants"
*click*
And then I resent the file to Sharon because I'm not a total dick :P
They're not going as a reference, I don't give a shit (seriously, the CFO actually asked me because I was so calm if I expected it - my response was "actually at this point I just don't give a shit") but oh my god, I can't believe I just did that but I am laughing so hard right now I'm glad I did.
Bonus points? I actually *am* wearing my monkeypants right now.