;_;

[taleya]

You guys are mean.

I'm running away.

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[wheres_walnut]

BURN IN A FIRE.

No wait! Come back! I have cookies!

LOOK AT THE COOKIES:

[wheres_walnut]

THOSE ARE HUGE. SORRY.

That's what she said

[taleya]

*hides in tree* I DON'T LIKE COOKIES

Man, I'm feeling oddly emo faggy today. *sniffle* *sniffle* Meanies.

*burst into tears*

[wheres_walnut]

OF COURSE YOU LIKE COOKIES. THEY HAVE BOOBS ON THEM. AND LACES. AND CURVES.

I can see you're going to make me visit cuteoverload.com

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT:

[lizzie_marie_23]

Come back to us! I'll even try my hand at Sherlock Holmes fic to coax you back! I've never written any in my life, but I'll do it for you.

[taleya]

.......fic? *earprick*

[lizzie_marie_23]

Something tells me I may seriously regret making this offer, but what kind of fic do you want? I don't do pr0n, but I can do gazing into one another's eyes...

[taleya]

Whatever suits you comfortably :)

If you want a easy one, Watson wakes up to Holmes stoned off his arse and more than slightly paranoid staring at him in a haunted manner

You dont' even have to write any words!

[mothergoddamn]

You think YOU have issues? I have a Japanese thirteen year old who fills all my prompts. ALL OF THEM. I spend twenty minutes deciphering it. Every line begins with "It is important to know". It's almost poetry.

Sorry, I stole your wives, marra.

[taleya]

HA. You think you're sorry now? Give it a week or two.

They all cycle in synch

[mothergoddamn]

That's okay. I read a red wing fic and it sounded terribly interesting.

[taleya]

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[taleya]

See, it's shit like this that makes me want to leave in the first place. Jesus fucking christ.

[taleya]

*flails madly at you*

[dire_redux]

THERE ARE REASONS NOT TO BE SAD, MY LOVE

1) DESPITE MY INFIDELITY I WILL ALWAYS COME HOME SLEEP AT THE FOOT OF YOUR BED

2) I AM WRITING YOU PORN, LIKE I PROMISED. IT'LL GO IN THE ~*~SEKRIT~*~ POST WHEN I'M DONE.

3)YOU'RE RAD

4)PICTURES OF ADORABLE CATS IN CLOTHES

[taleya]

HOLY SHIT, THOSE TOP TWO ARE WATSON AND HOLMES

[dire_redux]

I THINK THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GIRL, BUT HOLMES IS A GREAT BIG ASSBANDIT ANYHOW. SO YES. HOLMES AND WATSON CATS.

[taleya]