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[once_knighted]

[So yes. There's a lovely young lady walking around the dressing room, complete with a red mini-skirt attached to what appears to be a sailor uniform, wearing earrings, a tiara, heels, gloves -- the works. She looks fairly confused as to why she's here, but that's just too damn bad for her

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[cruxified]

[Have a very gay and British, though these adjectives are kind of misguided polite and 1950's-dressed Kratos! There's most likely a Yuan in a business suit and shades hanging out nearby.]

Ah, ma'am...? [Can he even be sure?] Excuse me, may I ask you where we are? My friend and I are very lost. We've been brought here by accident and would appreciate a nudge toward the exit, if you would be so kind.

[once_knighted]

[She looks back at Kratos, blinks, and shakes her head.]

Sorry, but I don't have any idea how I got here either.

[cruxified]

Oh... that's unfortunate, really. So we're not the only ones?

[once_knighted]

I guess not. But hey, if you find an exit, let me know before you head out.

[cruxified]

Of course, of course.

[once_knighted]

Right. Well then ... [She nods her head a little and starts to walk by.]