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[my_royal_ass]

Well great! Now I don't even know where the hell I am! Who are you people?! And why do some of you look like me?! Don't tell me there's more replicas...

[Greetings fellow peoples! I joined only today, I hope you don't mind another Luke <3~ this should be entertaining!]

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[abyssgreen]

Why in heaven's name are you shouting, Luke?

[my_royal_ass]

Natalia? I'm just confused! I don't know where the hell we are...do you?

[abyssgreen]

Wherever we are, there are multiple versions of us; they are not, however, replicas.

[my_royal_ass]

Multiple versions...? But then, what else would they be? You don't even know either? Then the others are here? Is everyone okay?

[abyssgreen]

I beg your pardon for not having all the answers, but I am not a walking fontech machine.

Yes, the others are here, but, ah... Many of us are d-different.

[my_royal_ass]

Well excuse me, your highness, for asking. Sheesh.

What do you mean by that?

[abyssgreen]

Ah, well... There is a ten-year-old you, a replica of the colonel as well as several originals of the colonel, an Asch who appears to not even be from Auldrant, a-an A-Asch who is m-married to me, a me who is a far more tyrannical ruler than I would ever be...

Those are merely examples.

[my_royal_ass]

Woah, wait a second! You're married?! Yeah, I've just met the ten year old me...but this is still weird. I didn't think the world could physically exist if there was more than one of the Colonel.

When the hell did you get married though?! Last I knew, we just took care of the Sephiroth tree in Tataroo Valley, there's no way you could've got married that fast!

[abyssgreen]

N-not me! Another me!

Tataroo Valley...? In my world, we have already defeated Van twice.

[my_royal_ass]

Really?! Then...you're from the future, aren't you? GAH. This is all too confusing! I don't know what's going on!

[abyssgreen]

I...suppose you could say I am from the future, yes.

[my_royal_ass]

But I don't know if my future or not, do I?

Damn it. I've got to find a way back to my time.

[abyssgreen]

Perhaps you could ask one of the colonels?

[my_royal_ass]

I'll do that...but geez, one of them...? I'm getting a headache just thinking there could be more than one.

[abyssgreen]

That is...altogether rather understandable.

[my_royal_ass]

Does it give you headaches, too?

...so...how long have you been married?