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[im_the_champion]

*a giant bald man stands proudly upon a bench that creaks under his weight. He grins and gives a loud but hearty laugh.*

BUWAHAHAA!! Is there anyone strong enough to give me, Bruiser Khang the Champion, a challenge?? I'll take anyone on if you think you're tough enough! Man, woman, or even child!

*dramatically points dead ahead* Or even you! Step up and show me what you're made of!