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[peter_griflynn]

[In the center of town is an overweight man, who looks strikingly like Flynn Scifo. Though there's something quite obviously wrong here...]

Sooo, you guys got a Burger King here?

[OOC: I make no apologies for this.]

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[metalgearscifo]

[Yep, just passing by. Walking, walking, walk- HOLY CRAP. W-what is this? Oh my god, Flynn here might just have to vomit- no, no hold it in. Take a deeeeep breath. Yep. Okay, time to take this calmly...]

I don't think this place has what you're looking for.

[peter_griflynn]

[He raises his thumbs Fonz style.]

AYYYY!

Hey you look like me! Only you look hot. For a dude.

[metalgearscifo]

[If Flynn was offended by that comparison, he doesn't show it. He is also pretty damn weirded out by this because most of the other versions of himself seems to act... well, like himself. This one is just out there.]

I... thank you?

[peter_griflynn]

Hey your clothes remind me of that time I had to work in the FBI as a secret agent hunting down terrorists.

Good times.

/smacks LJ

[metalgearscifo]

[That sounds... eerily similar. Wait, does that mean that Flynn will end up like that? Oh dear lord no.]

...So you have worked for the government as well?

[peter_griflynn]

Oh yeah I've worked for lots of places Insert numerous flashback scenes. But I work at the Brewery!

[metalgearscifo]

[That didn't really answer his question that well, but it's not like Flynn was that curious anyways. He was that curious.]

I... see. [Yep, coming up with a blank as to what to say. Oh wait! Intro speech, right.]

You realize you're not anywhere near your home, right?

[peter_griflynn]

Really? But you got beer here right? And some hot chicks?

You look like the kinda guy who'd know.

[metalgearscifo]

I actually haven't seen any stores around here with alcohol, although I'm sure there is one around here somewhere. [Not saying anything about the "hot chicks" part. Nor is he willing to give this guy a porn mag. It just seems like a bad idea, somehow.]

...Is that supposed to be a compliment?

[peter_griflynn]

Of course! Hey let's be buddies! We can go drinking someti..

Wait...

No stores.. with alcohol?

[Insane glare staring right at you.]

[metalgearscifo]

[Eh, used to insane glaring. Although having one come from a Flynn (?) is weird.]

I haven't explored much of the town, so it's possible that there is one I just haven't found.

[peter_griflynn]

Well hey that's good then! Let's go grab ourselves a crate!

[metalgearscifo]

[How did he get roped into this. ...Oh well, it couldn't hurt to know if there was a liquor store here anyways.]

There stores are in this direction. [Walking~]

[peter_griflynn]

[Peter is trailing behind Flynn.]

Say, there isnt any chickens with coupons here right?

[metalgearscifo]

[Eyeraise.]

I don't think there are. ...Why?

[peter_griflynn]

[He quickly checks his surronding, secret agent style.]

Just wondering, had a bad experience with one.

So you got any bars round here?