Looking For Flatmate

[geniusrita]

[A notice has been pinned to the central noticeboard of the town in neat, rigid handwriting.]

Looking for Flatmate

Single room. Utilities included.

- No smokers.
- No dogs.
- No idiots.
- No children.
- No cosplayers.
- No Raven.

3,000 Gald per month (bills excluded).
Must be clean, tidy, quiet, non-stupid.

See Rita Mordio if interested.
Time-wasters will be

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[sfujibayashi]

[Sheena snags one of the slips from the paper and pockets it.

Hey, can't hurt to look, and she doesn't want to sleep on any more living room floors.]

[geniusrita]

(Urgh, why do they all have bigger ones than me?)

So... what's your story, ninja girl? Says here in the Monster Book that you're a "Clumsy Assassin".

[sfujibayashi]

[She jumps in surprise, then fixes a slightly narrow-eyed stare at Rita.]

H-hey! I'm not clumsy, I just - fall down holes sometimes.

[geniusrita]

Yes, that would certainly be the technical definition.

On an unrelated note, could you take a step to your left?

[sfujibayashi]

[Sheena glances to the side, as if making sure there are no obvious holes in the ground, before taking a step to the left.]

Yes?

[geniusrita]

That's lovely.

Now, let's hear your references. Any previous parties?

[sfujibayashi]

Uh.

I slept on a friend's floor the other night. I'm clean and polite and sometimes I can cook?

[geniusrita]

You can "sometimes" cook?

So what, there's like a 20-80 chance that you'll get it wrong and waste the ingredients?

[sfujibayashi]

It'll still be edible.

[geniusrita]

By humans?

[Glare glare glare.]

[sfujibayashi]

What else am I going to cook for?!

[geniusrita]

Urgh. [Rita shakes her head.]

Maybe one of your Summon buddies or something.

Speaking of which, are you going to summon them a lot? I won't have my work disturbed by some kind of Summon Spirit rave party!

[sfujibayashi]

W-what?

I only summon them when I need them to help me fight. I mean - I don't do a lot of that here. Fighting.

[Agh what is this girl's problem!]

[geniusrita]

Incidentally, do you use a Blastia for summoning?

[sfujibayashi]

.. Blastia?

[geniusrita]

Blastia, blastia!

(Why does no-one in this world know what a Blastia is?!)

You must use something as a catalyst. You don't strike me as the type with natural talent.