Looking For Flatmate

[geniusrita]

[A notice has been pinned to the central noticeboard of the town in neat, rigid handwriting.]

Looking for Flatmate

Single room. Utilities included.

- No smokers.
- No dogs.
- No idiots.
- No children.
- No cosplayers.
- No Raven.

3,000 Gald per month (bills excluded).
Must be clean, tidy, quiet, non-stupid.

See Rita Mordio if interested.
Time-wasters will be

Comments

[schwannoltorain]

[Schwann rips one of the tear off slips. He can dream can't he?]

[geniusrita]

[Guess who is standing right behind him.]

[schwannoltorain]

[Oh crap he got caught.]
I have a house anyway...

[geniusrita]

Want me to list the ways you don't fit the criteria?

Or the ways I'm going to hurt you?

[schwannoltorain]

Well lookin' at your 'criteria' the only one i don't fit is the idiots one. That's 5/6 i qualify for.

[geniusrita]

And after this, you'll be smoking.

O' flickering blaze burn...

[schwannoltorain]

[Schwann just stares.]

Oh come on Rita. You're supposed to be this genius mage did you not learn anything from 2 days ago?

[geniusrita]

I learned that you're Raven.

There would be something else, but I already knew you were a jerk.

[schwannoltorain]

Schwann.

And i'm not a jerk, i'm an Imperial Knight, there's a subtle difference.

[geniusrita]

Spelling?

Why couldn't you have just gone through with the wedding? It's not like anything would have really changed. So you tick a different box on forms, big deal.

[schwannoltorain]

Ya don't get it do ya. I 'spose you are still a kid and a touch on the insensitive side. But a wedding is more than just paperwork tieing people together.

[geniusrita]

Yeah yeah, there's a dress and presents and all that too. I got that.

[schwannoltorain]

No not the material stuff.

The aspect of actually being in love with someone is what matters. Marriage ain't marriage if you don't love the person, it's just a 'civil partnership' instead.

[geniusrita]

Hmph, details. Call a blastia a spade, it's still a blastia.

[schwannoltorain]

Ya really just don't get it do you. 'K how about i put it this way.

Would you wanna spend the rest of your life married to me 'cause a peice of paper says so?

[geniusrita]

God no! Anything but that!