He had gone back to at least attempting to pretend he knew what he was doing with that blasted garden, trying - and really, failing - to ignore the stares of the beings behind him. And the giggling. Dear God, the giggling. He could feel his face growing hot, and that, he knew, was not the direct result of being stared at. A result, yes, but not because they were staring at his face. He was pretty sure he could handle them staring at his face. Really, them staring anywhere but at his ass would be a definite improvement. Well. Almost anywhere but his ass, he amended, trying to remember how to breathe as he shifted again. It was the damn shorts. They were way too tight, and unfortunately, getting tighter by the minute, and God help him but they did absolutely nothing to conceal anything.
Deep breaths. Deep breaths, he told himself. It didn't seem to be helping. Either way, he wasn't going anywhere until he was certain he could stand again without treating the whole damn world to a view of the growing bulge in his shorts.
He was too distracted by trying of things like cold showers and possibly running a few laps in the gym to hear one of the beings approaching, and as a result, very nearly jumped out of his own skin when she tapped him on the shoulder. He rallied as best he could, sitting down now instead of bending over, and he glanced up, swallowing hard. Tried to get his heart rate back under control. "Ah. Can I. Ah. Help you with something?"
Deep breaths. Deep breaths, he told himself. It didn't seem to be helping. Either way, he wasn't going anywhere until he was certain he could stand again without treating the whole damn world to a view of the growing bulge in his shorts.
He was too distracted by trying of things like cold showers and possibly running a few laps in the gym to hear one of the beings approaching, and as a result, very nearly jumped out of his own skin when she tapped him on the shoulder. He rallied as best he could, sitting down now instead of bending over, and he glanced up, swallowing hard. Tried to get his heart rate back under control. "Ah. Can I. Ah. Help you with something?"
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