And Now For Something Far Less Serious....
H: man. my thumb is killing me...
Me: what'd you do to it?
H: i dont know. the whole area around my thumb started hurtin BAD today
Me: hmmm. did you jam it without realizing it?
H: like the muscles and stuff. no i didnt jam it lol. its not like that pain
Me: hmmmm. weird.
H: its like i pulled like every muscle around my thumb or something
Me: i cant imagine what you could've been doing to pull every muscle in your thumb
H: sleep masturbatin. haha
Me: LMAO
H: like sleep walkin...except masturbatin...
Me: i was going to make some kind of comment like you were jerking on the wrong short hard thing. lol
H: NO WONDER IT DIDNT FEEL GOOD! IT WAS MY THUMB! ahh thats funny. lemme try :P oooow. that just hurts lmao.
Me: what'd you do to it?
H: i dont know. the whole area around my thumb started hurtin BAD today
Me: hmmm. did you jam it without realizing it?
H: like the muscles and stuff. no i didnt jam it lol. its not like that pain
Me: hmmmm. weird.
H: its like i pulled like every muscle around my thumb or something
Me: i cant imagine what you could've been doing to pull every muscle in your thumb
H: sleep masturbatin. haha
Me: LMAO
H: like sleep walkin...except masturbatin...
Me: i was going to make some kind of comment like you were jerking on the wrong short hard thing. lol
H: NO WONDER IT DIDNT FEEL GOOD! IT WAS MY THUMB! ahh thats funny. lemme try :P oooow. that just hurts lmao.