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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -- Colonial American proverb