Video: Revenge is best served cold, or in this case, through a window

[purplecurse]

 [The phone has been set on a structure, and it has been used to deliberately show the Russian with what appears to be a mattress of a bed halfway out of the window. It continues playing as the Russian happily hums and pushes the rest of the mattress out. In a matter of seconds a yelp from a man comes from outside. Or perhaps it was a woman? Either

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[video]

[teatimemagic]

[there is an obvious hiss in his voice. he cannot believe what he's listening to]

If you touch him, I'll rip your arms off.

[video]

[purplecurse]

What you're talking about, England?

[Rule number one: Feign ignorance. Rule number two: Play it for all it's worth. In this case, said rules should be most entertaining.]

[video]

[teatimemagic]

You just told him you were going to sleep with him! [gosh, he's pissed. this is exactly what he didn't want to happen]

[video] Oh, how I missed you~<3

[purplecurse]

You're silly, England. I told him that he'll be using the bed I use with me. Why would I want to touch 'Merika? Does he steal blankets? Thanks for warning me, England! I knew I could count on you. You're always letting me know what I need to. I'll get 'Merika his own blankets so that we we won't fight.

[Good work, England. Now he'll have to purloin some new threads. Where is he going to find those?]

[video]

[teatimemagic]

I want you to listen to me very closely, Russia.

You. Will. Not. Share. A. Bed. With. America. [you bet it's a threat]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

Why not? What do you have against two best friends sharing a bed? You're a very bad 'father.' Why do you want to control Amerika all the time, England?

[A pause. A long pause.] Oh.

I understand now~! You shouldn't be jealous, even if your parenting skills are atrocious, 'Merika could never be my child. He's too rude to everyone.

[Is someone unphased by a cranky ol' England? You bet he is.]

[video]

[teatimemagic]

It has nothing to do with that! You two aren't friends, and you shouldn't sleep in the same bed!

[video]

[purplecurse]

[You really shouldn't have done that, England. I'd be watching your back if I were you.]

Wh-What? Oh...You're right. We're not friends. We're only super best friends! It's okay for you to find it difficult to understand. You never had much luck with friends, have you? [He won't even bring up the whale.]

England, where do you get any authority to tell me what to do? [He smiled, this time darkly.] Maybe you and I should play a game or two over it? I'm sure you can handle it, but of course, if you're too old and rickety, I suppose I could just play with Amerika instead.

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[teatimemagic]

[twitches irritably at the 'never had much luck with friends' part. can you see him twitching? that pisses him off even more! perhaps YOU are the one who should watch your back! he's a punk inside, after all! he'll cut you bitch]

I'm giving you one last warning. [and here, he is glowing a green color. guess who has his magic back!] Put America's bed back right now. Or I will find you.

[video]

[purplecurse]

[Was it really..? Yes! Yes it was! Russia's face changed drastically. A twisted grin fitted with wide eyes. It was magic, but not any kind of magic, Magic from England. He hadn't seen him do this in years! Finally, something truly exciting from the old git! As Russia began to speak, his voice was dark and cold, yet at the same time very excited.]

You'll find me? Good! I'll be sure to make Amerika especially battered for you. It'll be like old times, right British Empire? [His smile grew wider and he cut his feed quickly. He had to get ready. England was coming and someone needed to be appropriately set. England and magic was serious business, and he could get reparations from the two later, but for now, he would have a personal lesson from the master of mystic soon, and that was something he couldn't miss.]

[video]

[teatimemagic]

[his aura blazes violently when Russia says he'll batter America. good thing Russia cuts off the feed. he growls under his breath and turns off his own messenger program thing]