Video: Revenge is best served cold, or in this case, through a window

[purplecurse]

 [The phone has been set on a structure, and it has been used to deliberately show the Russian with what appears to be a mattress of a bed halfway out of the window. It continues playing as the Russian happily hums and pushes the rest of the mattress out. In a matter of seconds a yelp from a man comes from outside. Or perhaps it was a woman? Either

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[Video]

[yourethebackup]

Why did you get rid of your bed? Better yet, why do we need a sunflower garden in your room? Are you going to sleep with them? [Insert heavily confused America.]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

'Merika. That was your bed. And we're making a sunflower garden to keep ourselves warm in the winter. [He said this very matter-of-factly, almost with a hint of cynicism.]

Everyone knows sunflowers store immense amount of the sun's rays. It's why they look like the sun. Even an American should be aware of such a common fact.

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

My bed? Why would you do that? I don't care what you want to use my room for, you should have talked to me at least! Did you even consider where I am going to sleep? Go get it. You threw it, you get it. [Yep. He's mad and on his way back to their place now.]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

'Merika. You're silly~! We didn't need two beds, and the man outside looked like he needed a bed more than you did, so I gave it to him! [Unfortunately he may have squised that person when he booted the mattress out.]

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

What do you mean, 'we don't need two beds'? We definitely do, unless you're planning to sleep on the floor somewhere. [He's definitely getting closer. Do you hear his rage yet?]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

We don't though! The man outside needed one much more. Do you know how many beds he had 'Merika? None. So I gave him yours. I figured you wouldn't want someone to go without the comforts of a bed, and we still have one bed left.

[He really didn't grasp why there was so much animosity, but that was okay. He didn't mind. He still hadn't told him of the biggest surprise.]

I'm not sleeping on the floor, 'Merika. You'll be with me. Just like Liet or Latvia~ Aren't you excited~?

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

I am not sharing a bed with you! I'm not Lithuania or Latvia! [This was a scary concept. Didn't he just mention something like this a couple days ago?]

No! You are going to go get my bed back or you are sleeping on the floor! It's only fair, Russia!

[Video]

[purplecurse]

I don't see how it's fair, 'Merika. This is my apartment...

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

No, just because you got here first doesn't mean it's just yours. It is our apartment. Yours and mine. You can't just get rid of my bed without talking to me first and then to decide I am sleeping with you on top of it. No, we're not sleeping together. Never in a million years.

[Video]

[purplecurse]

Amerika, I'm not your native inhabitants. I also am 'civilized,' as you liked to coin yourself during the time, so you should understand that your entitlements are null. I entered first. It became one with me, and you agreed. Did you forget?

[You're one with him. Did you forget? You did, didn't you? That's okay. We'll remind you soon.]

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

So, civilized is coming in and getting rid of my bed and deciding that I am going to share a bed with you. I am obviously not agreeing now. My bed is still my bed.

[No, I don't remember agreeing to be one with you. This is news to me.]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

Nonsense. I was being charitable, but it is a "C" word. I can understand you mixing them up. There's an awful lot of syllables in both of them.

[Ivan smiled.] Why are you so avidly against charity? The bed we have now is large and it would be wrong to abhorrently collect every resource New Ashford has. There are people beyond ourselves. [How dare you, Alfred. Hogging up all the Beds New Ashford has. Now how will Russia mistake England for Gilbird?]

[Of course you did. Didn't you see his Journal. It says it, so it must be true. Journals don't lie.]

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

Be charitable with your bed, not mine. I only had the one bed, so how is it that I am stealing every resource in this place? I'm not. I am sure there are plenty of empty beds in this place.

[Russia has a journal? Like I want to read that!]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

I was charitable with my bed. I gave it to a person who needed it more and I'm letting you share my other bed with me! I think you're being very selfish, 'Merika. First you come to my apartment and accuse me of stalking, and now you claim my things as yours. That's very rude of you, 'Merika.

[You're right. It's not as entertaining as America's journal: Dear Diary, tuday i kikd a ball. Ten i raped hamburgr st to my homees. Gud day.]

[Video]

[yourethebackup]

What? Your extra bed? But! [He should have taken England up on his offer days ago. This is a nightmare almost.] Why do you want us to share beds so badly! It would be easier to just be my bed back.

[I spell much better than that, thank you.]

[Video]

[purplecurse]

[Ivan only smiled with thin lips, his voice darkening just slightly] You'll be fine, 'Merika. I'll just get some of my friends to go beat up that poor man and give it back to you.

[A pause.] Wait, 'Merika, there's an announcement from headquarters. [Yes, he's even pretending he had an earset and then a faxed piece of paper.]

I'm sorry 'Merika, but according to the latest news, I don't have any friends. I suppose you'll have to get my bed back yourself. Naturally I would help you, but I'm terribly distressed and I can't possibly do anything. I'm going to go rest on my bed now, I suppose I'll see you soon if I can somehow merge myself from such a comfortable bed.

[You do? Are you sure? It said "America's diary on it and everything.]