pluie
you know what's awesome about rain?
umbrellas.
not only do i have the pink kitty-eared umbrella tam tried to torture jess with, but i also have a sassy polkadot one.
oh how i miss my see-through one that dumb travis broke :(
what's so awesome about umbrellas exactly?
well... i now have the excuse to use a weapon of mass difusion against all those annoying strangers that walk by much to closely to me.
goodbye hideous cheap perfume nostril assault!
adieu noxious residual crack fumes from tenderloin junkies!
arrivederci straight-up rank B.O.!
if only i could deploy my stylish weapons at the bart so that the impatient assholes that won't wait for ppl to exit bart will poke themselves infinitely against the spokes of my torture device.
I guess thumping them with my bag will have to do.