Cinco de Mayo v.s. The Alcohol Monster
Happy Birthday to me! I finally turned 21 on May 5. The only thing that sucked was that I had to work that morning, but I got off at 4 so it wasn’t that bad. Rory came and picked me up at that point and this is where the fun begins:
1. Me and Rory started off the night by hanging around this new Mexican restaurant because I saw their sign for 30% off margaritas. Yay! Well, I ordered one margarita. (no big deal says me)but maybe I shouldn’t have told them it was my birthday before they mixed the damn thing because it was loaded! They fed me some free tequila before we left, and this is where the going gets good.
2. Buzzing badly. Now I had to go out to dinner with the family!..... :enter creepy music here: yeah, never get drunk before the family dinner. Oh well, says I, as we enter the Macaroni Grill parking lot (thinking we would get there early and I would have time to kill my buzz), and there are my parents w/ small frer'. My dumbass starts laughing and I blurted out how I just drank some good tequila! Now, my dad was chuckling and proceeded through the night to tell me about the toga party he went to on HIS 21st Bday... the mother, on the other hand, sent me continuous glares through the dinner while I was laughing kinda loud and fed my salad to Rory with a funny look on my face. OK, OK I digress.... dinner is over... dad tells me “go have fun getting drunk"....mom tells me “Are you sure you will wake up in time for work in the morning? Aren’t you afraid you’ll lose your job?" LOL
3. The Golden Dragon! Rory and I swung around to get Tommy so we could head out for Sake. yup.....SAKE!!!! This was the best part of the entire night! So we ordered a bottle of sake (my first time ever!!!) It came in this adorable little bottle with green Japanese letters on it... (at that point I was drunk enough not be be able to read much at all.) anyhow.....woohhoooo! Rounds of sake down the throat!! 1 2 3 4 it’s empty. Just as its empty, along comes Ming. Ok so Ming is this really awesome old guy who works at the restaurant and we’ve sorta become friends over the years we’ve been going to the golden dragon. Well long story short, he orders that three glasses be brought to the table....ok this is the weirdest shit I’ve ever ingested in my life!!!
It was called "Chai- Quilla": wasabi, quail eggs, and tequila.
WTF? Quail eggs? It would have been insulting for me NOT to drink the damn thing so .....bottoms up! And I’m just glad I was too wasted to taste anything.
4. The Voodoo. This is where I must make a long story short, because its mostly just people feeding me liquor all night until I vomited. Only then did they stop! Thanks Brian! You made me puke on my 21st birthday!
Postlude: after barfing my guts out, I ate some nasty taco bell, went home, puked my guts out again, and then promptly passed the fuck out!
1. Me and Rory started off the night by hanging around this new Mexican restaurant because I saw their sign for 30% off margaritas. Yay! Well, I ordered one margarita. (no big deal says me)but maybe I shouldn’t have told them it was my birthday before they mixed the damn thing because it was loaded! They fed me some free tequila before we left, and this is where the going gets good.
2. Buzzing badly. Now I had to go out to dinner with the family!..... :enter creepy music here: yeah, never get drunk before the family dinner. Oh well, says I, as we enter the Macaroni Grill parking lot (thinking we would get there early and I would have time to kill my buzz), and there are my parents w/ small frer'. My dumbass starts laughing and I blurted out how I just drank some good tequila! Now, my dad was chuckling and proceeded through the night to tell me about the toga party he went to on HIS 21st Bday... the mother, on the other hand, sent me continuous glares through the dinner while I was laughing kinda loud and fed my salad to Rory with a funny look on my face. OK, OK I digress.... dinner is over... dad tells me “go have fun getting drunk"....mom tells me “Are you sure you will wake up in time for work in the morning? Aren’t you afraid you’ll lose your job?" LOL
3. The Golden Dragon! Rory and I swung around to get Tommy so we could head out for Sake. yup.....SAKE!!!! This was the best part of the entire night! So we ordered a bottle of sake (my first time ever!!!) It came in this adorable little bottle with green Japanese letters on it... (at that point I was drunk enough not be be able to read much at all.) anyhow.....woohhoooo! Rounds of sake down the throat!! 1 2 3 4 it’s empty. Just as its empty, along comes Ming. Ok so Ming is this really awesome old guy who works at the restaurant and we’ve sorta become friends over the years we’ve been going to the golden dragon. Well long story short, he orders that three glasses be brought to the table....ok this is the weirdest shit I’ve ever ingested in my life!!!
It was called "Chai- Quilla": wasabi, quail eggs, and tequila.
WTF? Quail eggs? It would have been insulting for me NOT to drink the damn thing so .....bottoms up! And I’m just glad I was too wasted to taste anything.
4. The Voodoo. This is where I must make a long story short, because its mostly just people feeding me liquor all night until I vomited. Only then did they stop! Thanks Brian! You made me puke on my 21st birthday!
Postlude: after barfing my guts out, I ate some nasty taco bell, went home, puked my guts out again, and then promptly passed the fuck out!