Holy Crap People...
I've been in the office exactly one hour and five minutes and have been inundated with demands for changes to our Intranet, Website and the internal database pages. I've barely had time to start prioritizing the work that needs to be done and folks are acting like I should have already been done. BUT I'm grinning and telling them their request is in the queue because its too soon after vacation for me to be murderizin'. :)