Mail Fraud
So, my friend wanted to mail me some stuff and asked my address, so I e-mailed her my address with my name atop, of course. That being Flex Sexington. So I waited for the letter to come, but so far, nothing.
Then today when fatman got home he says "Are you Flex Sexington?" "Yeah" I say. And he says "You've got a letter." "Well, where is it?" Apparently no one brought the letter in. I go out thinking a letter would be awaiting me, but nope. Indeed, it seems someone stole Flex Sexington's mail. I am fucking distraught. Not just for the ignorance of my roomates, but also that someone would steal Flex Sexington's mail.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
Then today when fatman got home he says "Are you Flex Sexington?" "Yeah" I say. And he says "You've got a letter." "Well, where is it?" Apparently no one brought the letter in. I go out thinking a letter would be awaiting me, but nope. Indeed, it seems someone stole Flex Sexington's mail. I am fucking distraught. Not just for the ignorance of my roomates, but also that someone would steal Flex Sexington's mail.
Is nothing sacred anymore?