Why I fail

[takua]

So...I was being silly, and a very BAD quote popped into my head.

[03:08] hanyou_yoake : CHRIST; I'M GOING TO WIN THE FUCKING PAGE COUNT AT THIS RA-
[03:08] hanyou_yoake: FUCK YOU
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : FUCK YOU TWICE
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : WITH A RUSTY NAIL
[03:08] takua : ...
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : AND A BROKEN PURPLE TOOTHBRUSH
[03:08] takua : *dies*
[03:08] takua : *sings off key* HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : ...
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : *TWITCH*
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : MOTHERFUCKER
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : YOU
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : DID
[03:08] hanyou_yoake : NOT.
[03:09] takua : *is having trouble breathing*
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : You need to die
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : now.
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : There's no salvaging that
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : ><
[03:09] takua : Oh my god
[03:09] takua : I'm WTF threading that
[03:09]hanyou_yoake : Ow
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : just
[03:09] hanyou_yoake : ow
[03:10] hanyou_yoake : I hurt
[03:10] takua : It just popped into my head suddenly when you said fuck you twice
[03:10] takua : And I just had to say it
[03:10] hanyou_yoake : How does my saying fuck you twice end up making you want to sing Britney Fucking Spears?
[03:10] takua : ...Hit me baby one more time?  Duh?
[03:10] takua : XD
[03:11] hanyou_yoake : I AM NOT SEEING THE CONNECTION HERE
[03:11] hanyou_yoake : ...
[03:12] takua : "Hit me baby one more time" = "Have sex with me one more time"
 And then the literal translation of FUCK YOU TWICE
[03:12] hanyou_yoake : ...okay, the next time you tell me what "hit me baby one more time" is supposed to mean, I'm going to take it in a literal fashion and actually hit you with something blunt and preferrably with a lot of sharp corners to it
[03:12]takua : LMAO
[03:12] takua : XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[03:13] takua : Hey!  You asked!