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[gayroadtrip]

News at 11:15 : desert_lemon shocks gayroadtrip with her fabulous photoshop skillz! We think moonfruit was involved.

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:16 : desert_lemon dies from embarrassment that gayroadtrip is under the impression that she is any good at photoshop. And then revives to molest hug her. ♥ Moonfruit was coaching her through it all.

[gayroadtrip]

News at 11:17 : gayroadtrip does not press molestation charges. Moonfruit is a voyeur.

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:18 : desert_lemon and gayroadtrip run off to Las Vegas together. Moonfruit is charged with sexual harassment.

[gayroadtrip]

News at 11:19 : desert_lemon and gayroadtrip are happily wed as Mister & Mister Lemonchou. Moonfruit gives them a MacBook Pro as a peace offering.

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:20 : desert_lemon breaks MacBook Pro simply by using it. gayroadtrip asks for divorce, especially on learning "lemonchou" means "lemoncabbage" and puts in the affidavit "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!" Moonfruit is there to pick up the pieces.

[gayroadtrip]

New at 11:21 : gayroadtrip demands ex-husband, desert_lemon, pay for broken MacBook Pro. Possible lawsuit pending. Moonfruit announces that it does not take sides (unless either are willing to give services of a sexual nature).

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:22 : desert_lemon, under threat of impending lawsuit and chapter 11, runs away to Sweden. Moonfruit is mysteriously found beaten up in a back alley. Police report that there are no suspects yet.

[gayroadtrip]

News at 11:23 : Sweden rejects desert_lemon, punts her into the Atlantic. gayroadtrip enjoys a relaxing vacay on the coast. The West Coast. Moonfruit dies. Not-so-mysteriously.

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:24 : desert_lemon swims to land, heads to Russia. Sends gayroadtrip suntan lotion. Many people show up to moonfruit's funeral, except desert_lemon (on the run) and gayroadtrip (too lazy). Newspaper byline reads : MOONFRUIT - THE FALL OF A HERO. (though gayroadtrip and desert_lemon know better.)

[gayroadtrip]

New at 11:25 : gayroadtrip publishes a revealing biography on Moonfruit: The Life, Death and Love of Moonfruit. Sends desert_lemon an unsigned copy.

[desert_lemon]

News at 11:26 : desert_lemon burns unsigned book, because the heater is busted again. gayroadtrip finds out because said fire burns down desert_lemon's apartment building and starts such a large fire it makes even the american news.