several people, if the insinuations were to be believed -- it seems the woman had a thing for rich american conglomerates. vis-à-vis: toes and the sucking of.
it's harder to get closer to my sphere of interest than royalty. that was one particularly delicious piece of gossip. and along the lines of failed marriages, tell me something about princess margaret's with antony armstrong-jones.
I find it curious that the royal family never seems to have affairs with other royals. All we commoners are to blame for their infidelity! It gives one a great sense of accomplishment.
Aside from the fact that it's said she agreed to marry him because her former lover had proposed to someone else? The woman's legs opened and shut more often than a fat man's refrigerator door. And speaking of interesting methods of exercise, who was the only royal to compete in the Olympics?
quite possibly we the plebs are just the hip choice to conduct scandals with. bonus fact: hilariously enough, she kept alleging armstrong was gay. when asked "how is the queen?", apparently her standard response was "do you mean my sister or my husband?". oh snap.
and re: refrigerator doors -- you know those obnoxious oinking diet pigs which start making sounds whenever you open the fridge? imagine if something like that existed for promiscuous women's legs. a bizarre thought.
oh dear. give me a hint. it was equestrianism, right?
several people, if the insinuations were to be believed -- it seems the woman had a thing for rich american conglomerates. vis-à-vis: toes and the sucking of.
it's harder to get closer to my sphere of interest than royalty. that was one particularly delicious piece of gossip. and along the lines of failed marriages, tell me something about princess margaret's with antony armstrong-jones.
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disturbingly enough, yes: toes. (not a fetish I ever understood, personally.)
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... subjectively or objectively?
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wouldn't you say they're actually fairly cold, since they're an extremity and located lowest on the body?
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by the way, man. curiosity compels: what tale are you?
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ASK HIM WHAT TALE HE IS
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what? why should I?
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Please.
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alright, fine.
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I find it curious that the royal family never seems to have affairs with other royals. All we commoners are to blame for their infidelity! It gives one a great sense of accomplishment.
Aside from the fact that it's said she agreed to marry him because her former lover had proposed to someone else? The woman's legs opened and shut more often than a fat man's refrigerator door. And speaking of interesting methods of exercise, who was the only royal to compete in the Olympics?
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quite possibly we the plebs are just the hip choice to conduct scandals with. bonus fact: hilariously enough, she kept alleging armstrong was gay. when asked "how is the queen?", apparently her standard response was "do you mean my sister or my husband?". oh snap.
and re: refrigerator doors -- you know those obnoxious oinking diet pigs which start making sounds whenever you open the fridge? imagine if something like that existed for promiscuous women's legs. a bizarre thought.
oh dear. give me a hint. it was equestrianism, right?
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