Snatch 1. [Accidental Video]

[taking_this_see]

[The communicator is accidentally clicked on, and what is witnessed is a green humanoid creature, wearing a beret with a fern-like stub sticking out. He’s sporting a red bandit mask and a red and pink striped shirt, and he’s lying on the floor, just starting to wake up

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[video]

[tawifik_athleet]

Hawoah! I'm the Homestar Runner! You look like you could use a nice, tall glass of Melonade!
[quick trance-like drooling stupor] Mellloonnaaddeee... [snaps out of it instantly]
Did you say you lost your cookie? I'll help you find it!

[video]

[taking_this_see]

No, I lost my rookie, not my cookie, see?

Re: [video]

[tawifik_athleet]

Rookie, eh? I'm a rookie! Coach Z calls me that all the time! I'm the M V P! [tilts side to side]
Most Valuable Rookie!

[video] 1/2

[taking_this_see]

You, a rookie?! Doesn't really look like it.

[Perhaps I could use him in the meantime...]

[video] 2/2

[taking_this_see]

What kind of skills do you have as a rookie?

Re: [video]

[tawifik_athleet]

I'm oozin' all types of skills mistah! I got skills that start with "w" and "r" and all sorwts of ledders! I can run and jump and high kick like no bodys business! I'm also a motivational speaker and public accountant! once I finish that correspondence course

[video]

[taking_this_see]

I think you'd be perfect as my new rookie, see?

You're now going to be my new rookie, see? You will do what I tell you to, defeat our enemies with me, and together we'll become famous in this here... Discedo.

You won't regret having such a great person like me as your boss, I'm surrounded by luck and skill, see?

Re: [video]

[tawifik_athleet]

Oh boy! If Pom Pom could see me now! He'd say "blubblyblubblyblub bub blub" and then ignore me! Happy daaaaay!

Alright boss, whadda we do now? Whose famousness do we gotta concurrr?
Wait, what are we doing, again?

[video]

[taking_this_see]

You can just relax as I get settled into this city, see?

We'll definitely need to know about this city before trying any funny business. When I need you, I'll be sure to call you. I may have some things in mind for our first escapade, see?