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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I gave icantpickaname a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Saturday I gave blu_sky_bruiser a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Thursday I put money in rejectedpwinces's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (86 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
typing_naked
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for pauladam1987 (10 points). In September I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I turned sweetillusion17 in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (706 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
blu_sky_bruiser
I would so totally want a new bike but uhh my dad kinda never taught me how..