Heh

[takichan]

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says:

"Well, that's great.... that's really great... some asshole's got my pen."

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horse in the bar

[z_virus]

a man walks into the bar
sits down and has a drink
as he drinks he notices a jar with a note on the side and money in it, it reads "for $5 if you can make my horse laugh you win whats in the jar" so he looks over and behind a curtain he sees the hooves of a horse and all these guys going in and then coming out dejected. so the guy finishes his drink and puts in the $5 and goes in line. when his turn comes up he goes to the horse and when he comes out the horse is laughing its ass off, and the guy walks out with the jar.

next day same guy same bar same drink, but this time he notices on the jar it reads "if you can make my horse cry then you win whats in the jar" now he finishes his drink puts in the money waits in line and goes to horse, and he tells the horse something and the horse is balling its eyes out,as the guy is leaving the bar owner stops him and asks "hey buddy you were the only guy in this county to make my horse cry and laugh, so whats the secret what did you tell him?" the guy replies

"first i told him my dick was bigger than his, then i came back and proved it"

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oh yeah this is from guy who sent you amd komputah