More General Stupidity
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
- Author Unknown
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
- Author Unknown
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh"
- Conan O'Brien
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lynda Montgomery
- Author Unknown
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"
- Author Unknown
"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh"
- Conan O'Brien
"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."
- Lynda Montgomery