Well that makes sense.

[takhisis]

Apparently? My writing muse is a cicada.

For AGES now:

Me: Hello?
Muse: *SNORE*

Now:

Muse: O HAI I'M AWAKE NOW YOU SHOULD WRITE SHIT! REE REE REE REE REE

Me: Um.

Muse: REE REE REE REE REE REE REE HIYA REE REE REE

Me: I uh, actually have other shit I need to be doing right now, so...

Muse: NOPE I'M AWAKE NAO NOT GONNA SHUT UP REE REE REE REE REE

Me: GODDAMMIT!