Caffeine deprivation
I woke up this morning with the "Gay Song" from South Park stuck in my head. I think I was dreaming about having a screaming argument with a Scoutmaster over refusing to support one of their fundraisers because of their discriminatory policies. But anyway. It led to some very strange conversation in my head.
Department of Earworms: We're! All gay! And that's okay!
Consciousness: Yes, thank you, moving on...
Department of Earworms: 'Cause gay means happy and happy means gay!
Consciousness: Okay, I need to take a shower now.
Department of Earworms: Great! Sing along! We're not sad any more, 'cause we're out the closet door...
Consciousness: NOT LISTENING LA LA LA
Department of Earworms: It's okay-ay to be GAY! Gay, gay, gay...
Department of Not Paying Attention: GAY! A deer, a female deer...
Consciousness: Wait, WHAT?!
Department of Not Paying Attention: Er.
Department of Being 12: So do gay female deer use "dil-does"?
Consciousness: IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS SHIT YOU GUYS.
Department of Earworms: We're! All gay! And that's okay!
Consciousness: Yes, thank you, moving on...
Department of Earworms: 'Cause gay means happy and happy means gay!
Consciousness: Okay, I need to take a shower now.
Department of Earworms: Great! Sing along! We're not sad any more, 'cause we're out the closet door...
Consciousness: NOT LISTENING LA LA LA
Department of Earworms: It's okay-ay to be GAY! Gay, gay, gay...
Department of Not Paying Attention: GAY! A deer, a female deer...
Consciousness: Wait, WHAT?!
Department of Not Paying Attention: Er.
Department of Being 12: So do gay female deer use "dil-does"?
Consciousness: IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS SHIT YOU GUYS.