*SPITTAKE*

Feb 15, 2007 16:15

I don't know why this spam whanged my funnybone so hard, but I just opened a no-subject-line email in the company's generic Contact Us mailbox (which I have the joy of manning).

So I won't say?

You don't say!

His Satanic Whores and lions do you.

Well, I'm always up for some Satanic whores and WHOA HEY! BAD TOUCH, SIMBA! BAD TOUCH!

(boring viagra price list snipped)
are there to hell, Are an only for fear, he did look sharp

Dude, I don't care how sharp he looked or how many devil-worshipping hookers he's offering, I am not starring in any porn made by Mutual of Omaha.

humor

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