II.
Okay. Er. Still getting used to having a diary everyone can read. Bear with me, please?
First of all, I should say thanks! For the warm welcome. Everyone I've talked to so far's been dead nice. Appreciate it. Easily the friendliest prison I've been in. Not that I've been in prison much. Once or twice. Unfairly!
Yep...that was clever.
Secondly, I think it's probably going to be a bit before I get an Inmate, so I'd best get another job to do. Not much good at just doing nothing. Is there anyone who needs any help with...ship...things? I'm pretty good at cleaning and cooking, and I've trained with our Court Physician, so I know a bit about helping the wounded. But, um, I can do most things once I've had a chance to learn how.
Thirdly and...lastly. I've read a bit of...stuff...that some people think is about me? And it's a bit...all right, I do live in Camelot. Did live in Camelot, I mean, and I knew Arthur and Gwen Guinevere and Morgana and loads of other people, but...
I really think those books are about someone else. I'm not...I'm just a manservant. Not even a very good manservant unless repeatedly saving your master's life without any credit counts as manservanting.
And I'm not a sorcerer.
Nope.
And I do not fancy Nimueh! What is that all about?
[OOC: Merlin's been exploring! During which, he's noticed one of the Anthony Stewart Head twins and mistaken him for Uther Pendragon, who in his canon oversaw a 20-year ongoing campaign of genocide against magic users. HE'S SCARED.]
First of all, I should say thanks! For the warm welcome. Everyone I've talked to so far's been dead nice. Appreciate it. Easily the friendliest prison I've been in. Not that I've been in prison much. Once or twice. Unfairly!
Yep...that was clever.
Secondly, I think it's probably going to be a bit before I get an Inmate, so I'd best get another job to do. Not much good at just doing nothing. Is there anyone who needs any help with...ship...things? I'm pretty good at cleaning and cooking, and I've trained with our Court Physician, so I know a bit about helping the wounded. But, um, I can do most things once I've had a chance to learn how.
Thirdly and...lastly. I've read a bit of...stuff...that some people think is about me? And it's a bit...all right, I do live in Camelot. Did live in Camelot, I mean, and I knew Arthur and Gwen Guinevere and Morgana and loads of other people, but...
I really think those books are about someone else. I'm not...I'm just a manservant. Not even a very good manservant unless repeatedly saving your master's life without any credit counts as manservanting.
And I'm not a sorcerer.
Nope.
And I do not fancy Nimueh! What is that all about?
[OOC: Merlin's been exploring! During which, he's noticed one of the Anthony Stewart Head twins and mistaken him for Uther Pendragon, who in his canon oversaw a 20-year ongoing campaign of genocide against magic users. HE'S SCARED.]