Mee
I have nothing interesting to say. What I do have is time to kill because I had too much coffee today and can't sleep. I will spend this time being narcissistic.
A survey about me...kind of. You will laugh.
Go to urbandictionary. com
Then write the definition it gives you.
1) Your name: Kendra
Kendra: The embodiment of badassitude. also a fragile little girl. but also curses like a fucking sailor. peace outtie bitchezz kk i saw kendra today, and i bumped into her by accident 'cause i didn't see her, and then she was like, "bitch GTFO my sidewalk" and i was like, "FUCK YOU." and she was like "god damn cunt, fuck you" so then i felt bad, and got out of her sidewalk, and then i had a dream and she was God, and it wasn't metaphoric either.
BEST ANSWER EVER. I like this website. It's funny.
2) Your age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
I posted two because this one is just priceless
When you 69 with a nugget.
Person 1:I did a 19 with a nug last night.
Person 2:Thats been on my do to list forever. Nice!
3) One of your friends: Naomi
An exotically splendid name for people of the female gender. The name is given to children who display unparalled beauty and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display Goddess-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
That child, who is named Naomi, is perfect in all ways.
Thats how I would describe her!
4) what should you be doing: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
Krystal why didn't you pick this one?! HAHAHA
5) Favorite color: Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
I like pumpkins.
6) Hometown: Lynn
a ruthless town...stay off of boston street:-D
"lynn lynn the city of sin"
Lynn is really on the website! FAMOUS.
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
YESSS
7) Month of your birthday: August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
I agree!
8) Last person you talked to: Alex
A woman with mannish features mainly in the facial hair department. They are often control freaks and are obsessed with boys who have no interest in them, yet they still try to seduce them. They are also known to be bitchy and try to pretend they are popular when really, they are the centre of all hilarious jokes.
Boy: is that a girl or a boy?
bystander: i think its an alex.
9) What did you last eat: Triscuits
Some one who is half white and half black. They arn't a cracker, just like a triscuit.
Rory called Logan a triscuit
Very clever!
10) Your nickname: Zucchini!
A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
I like zucchini...yumm
A survey about me...kind of. You will laugh.
Go to urbandictionary. com
Then write the definition it gives you.
1) Your name: Kendra
Kendra: The embodiment of badassitude. also a fragile little girl. but also curses like a fucking sailor. peace outtie bitchezz kk i saw kendra today, and i bumped into her by accident 'cause i didn't see her, and then she was like, "bitch GTFO my sidewalk" and i was like, "FUCK YOU." and she was like "god damn cunt, fuck you" so then i felt bad, and got out of her sidewalk, and then i had a dream and she was God, and it wasn't metaphoric either.
BEST ANSWER EVER. I like this website. It's funny.
2) Your age: 19
To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.
"Welcome to the 19th level of The Dark Tower."
"The whole fucking world has gone 19."
I posted two because this one is just priceless
When you 69 with a nugget.
Person 1:I did a 19 with a nug last night.
Person 2:Thats been on my do to list forever. Nice!
3) One of your friends: Naomi
An exotically splendid name for people of the female gender. The name is given to children who display unparalled beauty and intelligence. The name has also been known to be given to children that display Goddess-like qualities that surpass all mortal knowledge.
That child, who is named Naomi, is perfect in all ways.
Thats how I would describe her!
4) what should you be doing: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
Krystal why didn't you pick this one?! HAHAHA
5) Favorite color: Orange
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
I like pumpkins.
6) Hometown: Lynn
a ruthless town...stay off of boston street:-D
"lynn lynn the city of sin"
Lynn is really on the website! FAMOUS.
A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
YESSS
7) Month of your birthday: August
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
I agree!
8) Last person you talked to: Alex
A woman with mannish features mainly in the facial hair department. They are often control freaks and are obsessed with boys who have no interest in them, yet they still try to seduce them. They are also known to be bitchy and try to pretend they are popular when really, they are the centre of all hilarious jokes.
Boy: is that a girl or a boy?
bystander: i think its an alex.
9) What did you last eat: Triscuits
Some one who is half white and half black. They arn't a cracker, just like a triscuit.
Rory called Logan a triscuit
Very clever!
10) Your nickname: Zucchini!
A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.
Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!
I like zucchini...yumm