IT'S VAG FEST '09 BBS.

Feb 16, 2009 15:15

Thought today was as good a day as any to start this? Especially since people are off work and stuff. So, participate dammit! :P

♀Vagina Fest '09!♥There is a seriously lack of female love going on in fandom lately. There's nothing wrong with slash, boy loving is hot and great and all but there is literally (pun intended) buttloads of it out there ( Read more... )

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mygoldenglow February 19 2009, 02:11:20 UTC
The girl was trying to murder him. Oh, she may look all innocent, with her hair up in the shortest pigtails, wearing overalls, of all things, with a cute little orange tee and orange high top converse. To be honest, he was tempted to ask if she had just walked down the kids department of the TARDIS wardrobe - except that the TARDIS didn’t have a kids department.
And he really found it wrong that even before she had done anything, he was attracted to her. It was like pedophilia gone horribly wrong. Because, yes, technically she was a ready and willing twenty year old, but she looked like she was three, and it was HOT. 'Bad thoughts!' he yelled at himself.
“Hi…Rose,” he had squeaked as she entered, “What’cha wearing that for?”
“I found it. Why, what’s wrong with it?”
“Hmm? Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Just wondering. It um, seem a little hot in here?”
“Not really,” she had answered calmly, and then she had reached into her pocket and took out a red lollipop. She slowly untwisted the paper and removed it, letting it fall to the floor. His hearts were beating a strange ‘tha-THUMP’ rhythm in his chest. As she opened her mouth and slowly slid the sugary snack in, he felt the sudden need to cross to the other side of the TARDIS. Or sit down. Anything to hide the fact that he was oh so very turned on by this.
It had all gone downhill from there. She was lavishing so much attention on that lollipop that it seemed as if she had forgotten that she was sitting in the control room with him. And another part of his anatomy was screaming for her to lavish even a quarter of that attention on it.
That damn lollipop still wasn’t finished. How long did it take to eat those things? She was dragging it out deliberately to torture him.
“After this, I think I might go into my bedroom for a bit.” Rose said innocently, pulling the sucker out of her mouth with a ‘POP’.
“WHAT?”
“You know, tidy up, shower…” was it just him, or was she batting her eyelashes? “Maybe lie down on my nice soft bed,” She was definitely using that sexy voice on purpose! “Take a rest. Off course, I’d probably have to change.” There was no mistaking that look. “Maybe you should join me Doctor.” Oh sweet protector of all things holy, why, why why was she torturing him?
“I don’t…um…I don’t know if…um…” he struggled to speak coherently, and formulate a rational response instead of ‘Oh yes, please, I wanna make love to you like an animal’. G rated thoughts! he ordered his brain.
“Oh, no,” she laughed, a lovely, throaty laugh, “I just meant you look like you could do with a bath.”
“Oh, right, of course.”
“Although, if you want some help cleaning the hard to reach places…” she smiled at him.
And he lost it.

Hours later, they would return to find a trail of clothes leading to his bedroom, and a half finished lollipop stuck to the floor.

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scornedsaint February 19 2009, 03:31:54 UTC
FABULOUS. And totally what I needed after a long, crappy day.

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mygoldenglow February 19 2009, 23:33:38 UTC
Thanks! As soon as I read the prompt I just had to write something. Glad you enjoyed it.

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cytherea999 October 14 2009, 03:02:15 UTC
Oh my guh! Besides being the hottest few words, this "Oh sweet protector of all things holy" actually s the best thing I've ever read and as such, you win teh interwebz!!!

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