IT'S VAG FEST '09 BBS.

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Thought today was as good a day as any to start this? Especially since people are off work and stuff. So, participate dammit! :P

♀Vagina Fest '09!♥There is a seriously lack of female love going on in fandom lately. There's nothing wrong with slash, boy loving is hot and great and all but there is literally (pun intended) buttloads of it out there

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I'M SORRY, I AM SO TIRED AND THIS WAS PROBABLY NOT AT ALL WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND. DDDDD:

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She looks at him flatly. "We're playing what now?"

"Settlers of Catan!" Barney cries, waving the box around. Tiny figures fly out. One nearly hits her in the eye, and that is that.

Robin snatches the box from him, ignoring his indignant yell of protest. "Listen, dude, when you told me you wanted to 'get competitive'--"

"Yeah I did--"

"I was expecting, you know," she shrugs. "At least strip paintball or something."

He stares at her. "Strip--"

She smirks a little. "I tell you, nothing motivates you to move faster than an ass exposed to that kind of--"

"I get it! Strip paintball!" Interested, she watches as a flush spreads from his neck up.

"Enjoying the visual?"

"A little too much," he replies dryly. Palming the back of his neck awkwardly, he bites his lip. "So--"

"I really don't think we could find a place open at this hour," she says sadly.

He sighs a little. "I guess not."

She studies his pout for a minute, then bends carefully to pick up a spilled plastic man. "You know," she says, noting with satisfaction how his eyes keep flicking back to the patched, worn end of her pajama bottoms. "We could play strip sardines. For now."

"But there's only two of us," Barney says, still not looking at her face. He's taken by surprise, then, when she crowds into his space, yanking at the short hairs at the back of his neck and sucking his lower lip into her mouth.

"That's sort of the point," she growls.

"Oh, man," Barney grins, hands edging automatically to her hips, hooking his thumbs under the waistband. "I totally win."

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No I love this. Thanks!!

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Oh yay! Thank YOU!

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That was really good!! Thanks for sharing! <3

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Haha, glad you liked it! <3

[laiquendai]

hee. great little story... perfect for them.

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Thanks! Ughggh. Rapidly becoming my OTP, which is slightly alarming. :/

[lkgycze]

YAY, Barney/Robin!! This was very cute.

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YOU. :DDD

excellent. considering I wrote it at 3 am. in the comment box.

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Haha, thanks! OH TOTALLY. It's like Ten Things I Hate About You, only hotter.

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*eg* Robin is so naughty! Love it :)

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That's why this couple is my favorite. :D Thanks!