Gundam SEED: The Cracky Blooper Files
Fight between Athrun and Kira, Take 1
Athrun: KIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kira: ATHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(Aegis latches onto Strike. Athrun sets self-destruct, but ends up setting timer to 1 second.)
Athrun: OH SHI-
(Aegis, Strike, Athrun and Kira go kaput. Kira survives, but Athrun is dead. RIP Athrun Zala)
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Fight between Athrun and Kira, take 2
Athrun: I CAN’T DO IT! I CAN’T BLOW UP MY BEST FRIEND!
Kira: Whaddaya mean? We’re supposed to blow each other to bits. It’s a (redacted) mecha series, so something has to blow up.
Athrun: B...But…I CAN’T!
Vengeful Moon: (facepalm) Cut…
Fight between Athrun and Kira, Take 263
Athrun: Screw it, I’m defecting.
Kira: WTF?
Athrun: Let’s stop this. At least I haven’t killed Tolle.
Kira: Whaddaya mean?
Athrun: The shield missed him by an inch.
Kira: Oh.
Tolle: YOU SONNUVA (Censored)!
Vengeful Moon: CUT, CUT, CUT! (Redacted) YOU! YOU (redacted) (redacted)!
Athrun: What’s with director-san?
Kira: Who knows?
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Stupidity is grace.
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Battle between Kira and Shinn, final blow, take 43
Shinn: THIS IS FOR STELLAR!
(Shinn tries to stab Freedom in the cockpit but ends up missing by 5000 feet)
Kira: …
Shinn: …Sorry, can we do that again?
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Shinn chases Athrun and Meyrin, final blow, take 56
Shinn: YOU TRAITORS!
Athrun: Shinn, stop!
(Shinn latches onto Gouf Ignited and self-destructs)
Rey: …Wait, that wasn’t in the script.
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Shinn chases Athrun and-
Shinn: I QUIT!
Rey: …What? YOU CAN’T QUIT!
Shinn: I JUST DID YOU DUMBASS! FIND A COPY STUPID ENOUGH TO DO MY PART, BECAUSE I’M OUTTA HERE!
(Shinn storms off the set.)
Vengeful Moon: …Work’s over for today, dudes. Get the (redacted) off my set.
(Everyone walks off confused.)
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Ah, the bliss of stupidity.
Athrun: KIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kira: ATHRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(Aegis latches onto Strike. Athrun sets self-destruct, but ends up setting timer to 1 second.)
Athrun: OH SHI-
(Aegis, Strike, Athrun and Kira go kaput. Kira survives, but Athrun is dead. RIP Athrun Zala)
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Fight between Athrun and Kira, take 2
Athrun: I CAN’T DO IT! I CAN’T BLOW UP MY BEST FRIEND!
Kira: Whaddaya mean? We’re supposed to blow each other to bits. It’s a (redacted) mecha series, so something has to blow up.
Athrun: B...But…I CAN’T!
Vengeful Moon: (facepalm) Cut…
Fight between Athrun and Kira, Take 263
Athrun: Screw it, I’m defecting.
Kira: WTF?
Athrun: Let’s stop this. At least I haven’t killed Tolle.
Kira: Whaddaya mean?
Athrun: The shield missed him by an inch.
Kira: Oh.
Tolle: YOU SONNUVA (Censored)!
Vengeful Moon: CUT, CUT, CUT! (Redacted) YOU! YOU (redacted) (redacted)!
Athrun: What’s with director-san?
Kira: Who knows?
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Stupidity is grace.
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Battle between Kira and Shinn, final blow, take 43
Shinn: THIS IS FOR STELLAR!
(Shinn tries to stab Freedom in the cockpit but ends up missing by 5000 feet)
Kira: …
Shinn: …Sorry, can we do that again?
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Shinn chases Athrun and Meyrin, final blow, take 56
Shinn: YOU TRAITORS!
Athrun: Shinn, stop!
(Shinn latches onto Gouf Ignited and self-destructs)
Rey: …Wait, that wasn’t in the script.
Vengeful Moon: CUT!
Shinn chases Athrun and-
Shinn: I QUIT!
Rey: …What? YOU CAN’T QUIT!
Shinn: I JUST DID YOU DUMBASS! FIND A COPY STUPID ENOUGH TO DO MY PART, BECAUSE I’M OUTTA HERE!
(Shinn storms off the set.)
Vengeful Moon: …Work’s over for today, dudes. Get the (redacted) off my set.
(Everyone walks off confused.)
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Ah, the bliss of stupidity.