Did I say I'd update Monday? Heheh...
Er...right. I've been busy cleaning the last couple of days, 'cause the guy who was installing the DISH Network system had to be able to actually get to my TV and stuff. Who knew that my room was actually this big? Definitely not me, and I've been in it for years. It was never this clean and open when either my eldest brother or my third eldest brother used it. Then again, I don't have the huge stereo systems that they did (I don't even own a radio!) - I have a huge ass computer desk that my dad made and refuses to remove from my room, even though it's too tall for most normal-height chairs.
So, anywayz...
A while back I borrowed the five volumes of Hands Off! that Tokyopop's released from clearday-4ever to read yet again. This time, I went through and made note of my favorite quotes. Most are humorous, but there're some more angsty and profound ones sprinkled throughout.
Be warned - some quotes may be kind of spoiler-ish. If that's not your thing, you should probably back away now.
Quotable Kotarou
I don’t care what you think, Mr. “My hair’s gelled enough to withstand a tsunami.”
“Nice guys don’t cheat and run, Yuuto!”
“You’re a man whore!”
“You can’t use your cell phone so you give my number to your chick brigade?! I hope your stalker castrates you!”
“I’m not becoming a prostitute!”
“Maybe she can tell I’m a guy--I’m pretty masculine, y’know.”
No matter how embarrassing getting stripped by a gang of girls is…
…it’s better than getting dumped for cheating!
“Bad touch! Bad touch!”
Stupid sexy Tatsuki.
“Do us all a favor and get a shrink!”
“Must you drag your antisocial baggage to my workplace?”
“My masculinity’s at stake here!”
“I can’t let Tak-kun run away from me just because he grew up!”
Quotable Yuuto
He doesn’t have a thing for femmy family members, does he?
“Just relax, kiddo. I’ll get you a girl who won’t go all psycho on ya.”
“What part of ‘You’re a pedophile’s dream come true’ doesn’t he get?!”
“She’s not bad considering her likeness to my heterosexual man-friend!”
“I love your snuggly size.”
“How could you be thinking about somebody else’s balls when this gorgeous girl is asking you out?!”
“Egad! Some terrible fiend is after my little Kotarou again!”
“Girls are a fine art. Blah blah blah…”
“Did you mean to land us in Ni-chome? ’Cause now you’re making me nervous.”
“Lemme give you a piece of advice. If you want a girl to like you…
…molestation isn’t the way to go.”
“80 percent of the stuff I tell chicks is flat-out lying, anyway.”
Look at that smile! Lechery, lechery! One can only assume he maintains villainous thoughts toward these innocent schoolgirls!
“Are you telling me some hot nurse stole Kotarou?!”
God of flirting, thou hast not forsaken me!
“Karen gave me blood, and it’s all warm and tingly! ♥”
She changed me. She helped me change me. I’ll never forget that.
“That girl’s got more curves than a highway interchange!”
Quotable Tatsuki
“Feh.”
“You’re breathing on me.”
But I need him, goddammit.
“I’m dirty.”
Quotable Conversations
Kotarou: “Scumbag gigolo!”
Yuuto: “Whoa, love you too.”
Yuuto: “Wow. That kid’s cuuute. Too bad he’s a dude.”
Tatsuki: “The vicious cycle continues.”
Mio: “Take me home, honey! ♥”
Kotarou: “Mio!”
Mio: “I’m kidding, I’m kidding. You’re way cuter. ♥”
Kotarou: “You’re such a dick!”
Yuuto: “It’s ’cause I wuv you.”
Udou-sensei: “I’m flattered, really--but I’m afraid you’re not my type.”
Yuuto: “!!!”
Karen: “I need you to waste that creep.”
Yuuto: “Me?! B-but…I bruise like a grape!”
Kotarou: “Maybe if you didn’t stop to talk to everything with soft skin and boobs, we could actually go places together!”
Yuuto: “But… Soft skin… And…”
Kotarou: “I hope you get a stroke.”
Yuuto: “I thought you were, like…desperately in need of a rescue!”
Kyoko: “Ah. Well, I almost was. But then I lost my temper.”
Yuuto: “Talk about no class. He’s a pervy flirt!”
Kotarou: “Hello, pot? Meet kettle.”
Quotable Other People
Suffer for daring to attempt the courting of Mio-senpai! - Chiba
“Don’t you look the tortured soul.” - Udou-sensei
“…So in conclusion, I had more fun than should be permissible by law.” - Udou-sensei
“I’d love to !*#@ him senseless.” - Nonomura
“Piece of advice, guy--get working on those pickup lines.” - Kyoko
“What a little bitch you are.” - Koutari
Random bit of amusement: As a Weiß Kreuz fangirl, Yuuto's flashback of his Junior High days has my muses screaming for a crossover. Hidaka. Of the soccer team. Need I say more?
...thought not. ^_^ I'm so very, very weak when it comes to crossover crack. One of these days I'll write a Hana-Kimi x-over with Prince of Tennis just for an excuse to utilize dorm one's Kiga-senpai, the devil captain of the tennis club, fufufu. ♥
Yet more fics about to be posted, so still no recs this go 'round.
So, anywayz...
A while back I borrowed the five volumes of Hands Off! that Tokyopop's released from clearday-4ever to read yet again. This time, I went through and made note of my favorite quotes. Most are humorous, but there're some more angsty and profound ones sprinkled throughout.
Be warned - some quotes may be kind of spoiler-ish. If that's not your thing, you should probably back away now.
Quotable Kotarou
I don’t care what you think, Mr. “My hair’s gelled enough to withstand a tsunami.”
“Nice guys don’t cheat and run, Yuuto!”
“You’re a man whore!”
“You can’t use your cell phone so you give my number to your chick brigade?! I hope your stalker castrates you!”
“I’m not becoming a prostitute!”
“Maybe she can tell I’m a guy--I’m pretty masculine, y’know.”
No matter how embarrassing getting stripped by a gang of girls is…
…it’s better than getting dumped for cheating!
“Bad touch! Bad touch!”
Stupid sexy Tatsuki.
“Do us all a favor and get a shrink!”
“Must you drag your antisocial baggage to my workplace?”
“My masculinity’s at stake here!”
“I can’t let Tak-kun run away from me just because he grew up!”
Quotable Yuuto
He doesn’t have a thing for femmy family members, does he?
“Just relax, kiddo. I’ll get you a girl who won’t go all psycho on ya.”
“What part of ‘You’re a pedophile’s dream come true’ doesn’t he get?!”
“She’s not bad considering her likeness to my heterosexual man-friend!”
“I love your snuggly size.”
“How could you be thinking about somebody else’s balls when this gorgeous girl is asking you out?!”
“Egad! Some terrible fiend is after my little Kotarou again!”
“Girls are a fine art. Blah blah blah…”
“Did you mean to land us in Ni-chome? ’Cause now you’re making me nervous.”
“Lemme give you a piece of advice. If you want a girl to like you…
…molestation isn’t the way to go.”
“80 percent of the stuff I tell chicks is flat-out lying, anyway.”
Look at that smile! Lechery, lechery! One can only assume he maintains villainous thoughts toward these innocent schoolgirls!
“Are you telling me some hot nurse stole Kotarou?!”
God of flirting, thou hast not forsaken me!
“Karen gave me blood, and it’s all warm and tingly! ♥”
She changed me. She helped me change me. I’ll never forget that.
“That girl’s got more curves than a highway interchange!”
Quotable Tatsuki
“Feh.”
“You’re breathing on me.”
But I need him, goddammit.
“I’m dirty.”
Quotable Conversations
Kotarou: “Scumbag gigolo!”
Yuuto: “Whoa, love you too.”
Yuuto: “Wow. That kid’s cuuute. Too bad he’s a dude.”
Tatsuki: “The vicious cycle continues.”
Mio: “Take me home, honey! ♥”
Kotarou: “Mio!”
Mio: “I’m kidding, I’m kidding. You’re way cuter. ♥”
Kotarou: “You’re such a dick!”
Yuuto: “It’s ’cause I wuv you.”
Udou-sensei: “I’m flattered, really--but I’m afraid you’re not my type.”
Yuuto: “!!!”
Karen: “I need you to waste that creep.”
Yuuto: “Me?! B-but…I bruise like a grape!”
Kotarou: “Maybe if you didn’t stop to talk to everything with soft skin and boobs, we could actually go places together!”
Yuuto: “But… Soft skin… And…”
Kotarou: “I hope you get a stroke.”
Yuuto: “I thought you were, like…desperately in need of a rescue!”
Kyoko: “Ah. Well, I almost was. But then I lost my temper.”
Yuuto: “Talk about no class. He’s a pervy flirt!”
Kotarou: “Hello, pot? Meet kettle.”
Quotable Other People
Suffer for daring to attempt the courting of Mio-senpai! - Chiba
“Don’t you look the tortured soul.” - Udou-sensei
“…So in conclusion, I had more fun than should be permissible by law.” - Udou-sensei
“I’d love to !*#@ him senseless.” - Nonomura
“Piece of advice, guy--get working on those pickup lines.” - Kyoko
“What a little bitch you are.” - Koutari
Random bit of amusement: As a Weiß Kreuz fangirl, Yuuto's flashback of his Junior High days has my muses screaming for a crossover. Hidaka. Of the soccer team. Need I say more?
...thought not. ^_^ I'm so very, very weak when it comes to crossover crack. One of these days I'll write a Hana-Kimi x-over with Prince of Tennis just for an excuse to utilize dorm one's Kiga-senpai, the devil captain of the tennis club, fufufu. ♥
Yet more fics about to be posted, so still no recs this go 'round.